Light joker's definitions

earn your wings

to prove yourself reliable in your work

To be an employee of the month, you must earn your wings.

by Light Joker November 14, 2005

sexual harassment

This includes but is not limited to:

Repeatedly asking sombody to date you when they said no,

Asking sombody about their sexual oriantation,

Rape,

Touching sombodys privates,

sexual comments,

Showing your private parts sombody when they do not want to see them,

and using somones position to get sexual favors form them.

There Are more I think, but I cannot rememer them.

by Light Joker August 21, 2004

shanty

a old and rickety hut, an old shack

That shanty will not stand up to the storm well.

by Light Joker August 3, 2007

number cruncher

1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data

2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate

The number crunchers work harder than the rest of the company.

by Light Joker January 1, 2007

Snafu

A very connfusing or confused situation (From situation normal all fucked up)
(note: fouled may be substituted for fucked)

we seem to have a snafu on our hands

by Light Joker March 15, 2004

do'h

a grunt used in a moment of pain, annoyance, embarrassment, etc (orginally used by the character Homer from the TV show, The simpsons)

walter: Did you remember the cake?

Jason: Oh ,crap I forgot.

Walter: Do'h!

by Light Joker March 20, 2006

Mexican standoff

a situation that nobody can triumph in, especially one where all people involved have guns

The Mexican standoff has become a cliche in movies.

by Light Joker October 11, 2006