cock

the penis(very crude)

He said he did not want to have sex when his cock was chaffed so his wife decided to take a walk.

by Light Joker October 15, 2004

Jesus Boots

Sandals.(Use caution with Jesus in profane senses.)

Jesus boots are made for the summer more than spring or fall.

by Light Joker August 17, 2006

you scratch my back, I scratch yours

(variants: I'll may replace I)

let us be helpful to one another, let us cooperate

If you remeber to pay the bills, I will rember to do the laundry! You scratch my back, I scratch yours!

by Light Joker November 04, 2005

atomic wedgie

1. a instance of pulling up a person's underwear between their buttocks and over their head

2. any severe wedgie

Some say an atomic wedgie is an urban myth.

by Light Joker April 21, 2007

belly flop

a dive in which one strikes the water stomache first

After what happened last time, I am never going to do a belly flop again.

by Light Joker September 03, 2005

fiver

1. a five dollar bill

2. a five year prison sentence

Could you lend me a few fivers?

by Light Joker October 07, 2005

getaway

1. to leave town

2. to flee the scene of a crime

3. something used to leave town

4. something used to flee the scene of a crime

The robbers ditched their getaway car in a lake.

by Light Joker May 30, 2006