Light Joker 's definitions

TP

1. toilet paper

2. to festoon the trees and shrubs of a residential yard with toilet paper

Did you little punks TP my yard?

by Light Joker April 8, 2006

yellow 5

tartrazine, a synthetic, yellow dye used in many food products and attributed to hyperactivity in children

Yellow 5 is used in mountain dew so much that it led to the development of an urban legend about it causing the testicals to shrink.

by Light Joker January 2, 2006

morning wood

an erection that occurs when you wake up in the morning

I woke up with a morning wood today.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

dirty work

dishonest, unethical, or criminal acts

He always sends his henchmen to do his dirty work rather than doing it himself.

by Light Joker December 1, 2005

ex

one's former wife or husband, girlfriend or boyfriend, etc

She went to the Prom with her ex.

by Light Joker August 23, 2005

Rock head

a pokemon ability that prevents recoil damage.

It turns out that Sudowoodo's ability is rock head.

by Light Joker April 4, 2004

take the piss out of

to mock, to make fun of

Don't take the piss out of a good cook.

by Light Joker December 21, 2005