Light Joker's definitions

flip-flops

sandals that are made of a base, sole, and a strip that goes in between the toes

I would not advise wearing flip-flops on a nature hike.

by Light Joker July 8, 2005

Aunt Flo

a woman's menstrual period

Don't mind her. She's just mad because Aunt Flo is here and she's out of pads.

by Light Joker December 28, 2005

emoticon

a symbol made from punctuation marks, used to denote emotion

Why do you need to use emoticons? Don't you know that we can tell you a thinking by what you write?

by Light Joker July 21, 2008

(as) fat as a beached whale

very fat, exceedingly obese

My older half-sister in law was as fat as a beached whale.

by Light Joker December 6, 2004

vet

1. a veteran

2. a veterinarian

Although he is vet, he is against the war in Iraq.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

Capish

Do you understand?, Do I make myself clear?

It's the only thing you can do about it, capish.

by Light Joker March 11, 2006

hold one's horses

to wait up, to be patient

Hold your horses! I will get to that in a minute.

by Light Joker May 3, 2005