Light Joker's definitions

boat anchor

a heavy and useless object, especially a usless computer

If you buy that one, all you will get is a boat anchor.

by Light Joker February 27, 2005

bucket of bolts

a machine which is old run-down, or worn out

I don't want that bucket of bolts. I want a used car that is in good condition.

by Light Joker January 24, 2005

make one's ass pucker

to frighten one, to scare one badly

A disaster like that would make one's ass pucker.

by Light Joker August 27, 2007

zebra

a referee(from the striped shirt worn by referees on the field)

That Zebra thinks he sees everything.

by Light Joker October 4, 2005

Have bats in ones belfry

To be crazy or eccentric

She seems to have bats in her belfry.

by Light Joker March 14, 2004

vroom

the loud noise made by the engine, especially one of a car(including one that lacks a muffler)

The engine went vroom vroom as he gunned it.

by Light Joker December 30, 2006

maumau

1. to coerce with rough treatment

2.a ruffian or other troublesome person
(from a Kenyan terrorist group of the 1950's)

They tried to maumau him into lying in court.

by Light Joker July 18, 2007