Light Joker's definitions

gross

disgusting, crude, vulgar

That water tastes so gross.

by Light Joker March 3, 2005

throne

1. the toilet

2. a toilet seat

The throne is not working right.

by Light Joker February 25, 2007

hard hat

1. a steel or plastic helmet worn to protect one's head from falling objects or debris.

2. a worker who wears a hard hat.

A hard hat is one tool that saves lives.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

yuppie

a moderately or extremely sucessful business person, usually in thier late 20s or 30s (from young urban professional)

Stop bothering me you stupid yuppie.

by Light Joker March 22, 2005

Carbo

1. carbohydrates

2. a carbohydrate based food

You need to lay off the carbos.

by Light Joker October 10, 2005

junk mail

1. unwanted or annoying mail

2. uninvited email messages containing advertisments for unnecessary goods or services

I am sick of getting this junk mail.

by Light Joker March 12, 2006

under the affluence of incohol

alcohol intoxicated, drunk (from a deliberate spoonerism on under the influence of alcohol)

I'll bet he's under the affluence of incohol by now.

by Light Joker March 30, 2007