morning wood

an erection that occurs when you wake up in the morning
I woke up with a morning wood today.
by Light Joker September 05, 2005
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(as) jober as a sudge

very sober, not drunk(from a deliberate spoonerism on sober as a judge)
Of course I have not had any drinks tonight, I am obviously as jober as a sudge.
by Light Joker October 19, 2004
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VIP

Here comes our resident VIP.
by Light Joker November 26, 2005
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take the piss out of

Don't take the piss out of a good cook.
by Light Joker December 21, 2005
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keep one's cool

to remain calm and in control
Don't go berserk when someone bothers you, keep your cool.
by Light Joker March 24, 2005
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Glass Ceiling

a solid but invisible barrier against the advancement of women and minorities in the workplace.
by Light Joker August 04, 2007
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annihilated

Everyone got annihilated at the club last night.
by Light Joker January 11, 2006
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