Definitions by Light Joker

pro 

1. a professional

2. professional

3. a prostitute

That guy is a real pro when it comes to baseball.

pro by Light Joker December 10, 2004

mini- 

a combined word meaning very small(from miniature)

He was was green with envy when he heard his friend got a minivan for christmas.

mini- by Light Joker December 9, 2004

batshit 

insane, wildly irrational (see also [go batshit}, and batshit [crazy)

The kid was batshit. No wonder nobody wants to be his friend.

batshit by Light Joker December 8, 2004

(as) fat as a beached whale 

very fat, exceedingly obese

My older half-sister in law was as fat as a beached whale.

(as) fat as a beached whale by Light Joker December 6, 2004

pecker 

the penis(see also, cock, pecker tracks, peckerwood, and peckerhead)

His pecker was sore because he masturbated too much.

pecker by Light Joker December 5, 2004

Tub of lard 

or tub of guts

a very fat person(crude, cruel, and also a rude term of adress)

That tub of lard, who came out of popey's Chicken, fell on my arm.

Tub of lard by Light Joker December 4, 2004

cooties

1. real or imagined lice

2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.

Little Boy: Will you be my valentine?

Little Girl: Eww, no way! You probably have cooties anyway.

cooties by Light Joker December 3, 2004