Libertine 's definitions

Helen Keller routine

To totally ignore someone by pretending you are deaf, dumb, and blind.

My boss called me into the office to chew me out, but I gave him the Helen Keller routine.

by Libertine October 3, 2005

will and grace moment

(n) When a sexually confused (and ultimately gay) man "tries" having sex with a woman who is his closest friend to determine his sexual orientation, similarly to how, in the sitcom "Will and Grace", Will verifies that he is gay by trying to have sex with Grace.

Bob: Hey Sally, so your best friend Steve is definitely gay?

Sally: Yep, he came over last night, we had some wine, one thing led to another, and... well, let's just say we totally had a will and grace moment... He is definitely gay.

by libertine February 10, 2013

Sinking Feeling

Imagine you are in the comfort of your own home and just went for a massive dirty shit. On completion and full ruination of the bowl you look around to realise there is no toilet roll. After the initial panic you decide that you must leave the toilet and hunt for toilet roll. On standing up you feel your arse cheeks sandwich together at which point you have that sinking feeling.

Better check first for toilet roll, you don't want to get that sinking feeling.

by Libertine August 20, 2016

Butt out

To start minding one's own business after having previously meddled in the concerns of others.

After being told to butt out, John left his friends alone to settle their differences.

by Libertine September 1, 2009

barkative

The canine version of talkative; a dog who barks a lot.

His chihuahua was extremely barkative; the dog barked all night long.

by Libertine June 20, 2006

wear out

1. To cause harm

2. To hit or beat

1. Stop playing that music so loud; you'll wear out my ears!

2. Stop misbehaving or I'll wear out your ass!

by Libertine October 4, 2005

dial tone

A dull, boring person with absolutely no individuality.

John has all the personality of a dial tone.

by Libertine October 2, 2005