ugliful

The ugly equivalent of beautiful.

If my dog was as ugliful as she was, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards

by Libertine October 03, 2005

newspaper job

Spending a prolonged amount of time in the bathroom taking a shit. Called a "newspaper job" because one commonly takes the paper along with them to read as they sit on the toilet

I ate so much for lunch that I know I'll have to do a newspaper job this afternoon.

by Libertine October 04, 2005

numb bum

This is what happens to a person's rear end after sitting for too long.

That movie was so long that I ended up with a major case of numb bum.

by Libertine September 04, 2009

cigar

A slang word for a tampon.

I was embarrassed when my lover asked me to pick up a box of cigars for her at the store.

by Libertine October 04, 2005

step on it

To hurry, to accelerate.

If he didn't drive faster, we were going to be late, so I told him to step on it.

by Libertine October 04, 2005

arse stain

1. A shit stain on ones backside. A smear of shit on ones bottom possibly caused by poorly wiping ones arsehole or deliberately smearing shit on a persons arse, thus causing an arse stain.

I'm still wiping off the arse stain.

by Libertine June 17, 2016

wear out

1. To cause harm

2. To hit or beat

1. Stop playing that music so loud; you'll wear out my ears!

2. Stop misbehaving or I'll wear out your ass!

by Libertine October 04, 2005