1. A shit stain on ones backside. A smear of shit on ones bottom possibly caused by poorly wiping ones arsehole or deliberately smearing shit on a persons arse, thus causing an arse stain.
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2. Stop misbehaving or I'll wear out your ass!
2. Stop misbehaving or I'll wear out your ass!
by Libertine October 04, 2005
Get the wear out mug.Spending a prolonged amount of time in the bathroom taking a shit. Called a "newspaper job" because one commonly takes the paper along with them to read as they sit on the toilet
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Usually driven by mothers of young children. Mommy vans typically have stickers on the back of several varieties: stickers proclaiming that her child is an honor student, cartoonish people to represent everyone in the family, ribbon stickers for various charitable causes, etc.
Mommy vans are typically seen clogging up traffic lanes near schools, malls, grocery stores, and daycare centers.
Drivers of Mommy vans are commonly married to drivers of Daddy vans, aka SUVs.
Mommy vans are the successor of the station wagon, which was the mommy vehicle of choice before the 1980s
Usually driven by mothers of young children. Mommy vans typically have stickers on the back of several varieties: stickers proclaiming that her child is an honor student, cartoonish people to represent everyone in the family, ribbon stickers for various charitable causes, etc.
Mommy vans are typically seen clogging up traffic lanes near schools, malls, grocery stores, and daycare centers.
Drivers of Mommy vans are commonly married to drivers of Daddy vans, aka SUVs.
Mommy vans are the successor of the station wagon, which was the mommy vehicle of choice before the 1980s
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Get the flat tire mug.1. A semen stain on clothing, particularly embarrassing for a male around the groin area. A stain possibly caused by a male accidentally ejaculating on ones self or sexual misadventure.
2. A derogatory term used to describe a person as nothing more than a disgusting semen stain.
2. A derogatory term used to describe a person as nothing more than a disgusting semen stain.
1. Oh shit I dropped ice cream on my trousers and its going to look like a wankstain.
2. What a fucking wank stain.
2. What a fucking wank stain.
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