Mommy Van

A minivan.

Usually driven by mothers of young children. Mommy vans typically have stickers on the back of several varieties: stickers proclaiming that her child is an honor student, cartoonish people to represent everyone in the family, ribbon stickers for various charitable causes, etc.

Mommy vans are typically seen clogging up traffic lanes near schools, malls, grocery stores, and daycare centers.

Drivers of Mommy vans are commonly married to drivers of Daddy vans, aka SUVs.

Mommy vans are the successor of the station wagon, which was the mommy vehicle of choice before the 1980s
When she got pregnant, Mary traded in her sports car for a Mommy van.
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Awful House

A derogatory term for Waffle House, which is a chain of highway diners mostly in the southern US
I got indigestion when I ate at the Awful House last night
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bomb out

1. To fail, to perform poorly.

2. To be rejected.
1. Tom was afraid that he was going to bomb out on his math test.

2. John bombed out when he asked Jane on a date.
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dipped in shit

An exclamation of disbelief or surprise. Sometimes expressed as "I'll be dipped in shit and covered with feathers".
After hearing that his aunt had left home to join a biker gang, he said, "Well, I'll be dipped in shit!"
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by-blow

18th century slang for a child born out of wedlock.
As well as having a daughter with his wife, Ben Franklin fathered a by-blow by another woman. (This is true).
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Butt In

To meddle in another person's private business.

To interrupt a conversation.
John told his brother not to butt in when he was talking to his girlfriend.
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hoof it

To travel by foot, to walk.
His car broke down, so he had to hoof it into town.
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