Booger King

A derogatory name for Burger King.

When I was a kid, we had a rhyme that was a take off of their current advertising jingle:

The bigger the boogers
The greener the boogers
The boogers are bigger
At Booger King!

I had a nasty burger at Booger King

by Libertine October 03, 2005

will and grace moment

(n) When a sexually confused (and ultimately gay) man "tries" having sex with a woman who is his closest friend to determine his sexual orientation, similarly to how, in the sitcom "Will and Grace", Will verifies that he is gay by trying to have sex with Grace.

Bob: Hey Sally, so your best friend Steve is definitely gay?

Sally: Yep, he came over last night, we had some wine, one thing led to another, and... well, let's just say we totally had a will and grace moment... He is definitely gay.

by libertine February 10, 2013

Helen Keller routine

To totally ignore someone by pretending you are deaf, dumb, and blind.

My boss called me into the office to chew me out, but I gave him the Helen Keller routine.

by Libertine October 03, 2005

dragging anchor

How a person feels going about their normal activities after not getting enough sleep and having insomnia.

I was up all night with a cold, so I spent the next day at work dragging anchor.

by Libertine October 04, 2005

numb bum

This is what happens to a person's rear end after sitting for too long.

That movie was so long that I ended up with a major case of numb bum.

by Libertine September 04, 2009

cigar

A slang word for a tampon.

I was embarrassed when my lover asked me to pick up a box of cigars for her at the store.

by Libertine October 04, 2005

newspaper job

Spending a prolonged amount of time in the bathroom taking a shit. Called a "newspaper job" because one commonly takes the paper along with them to read as they sit on the toilet

I ate so much for lunch that I know I'll have to do a newspaper job this afternoon.

by Libertine October 04, 2005