Libertine's definitions

newspaper job

Spending a prolonged amount of time in the bathroom taking a shit. Called a "newspaper job" because one commonly takes the paper along with them to read as they sit on the toilet

I ate so much for lunch that I know I'll have to do a newspaper job this afternoon.

by Libertine October 4, 2005

numb bum

This is what happens to a person's rear end after sitting for too long.

That movie was so long that I ended up with a major case of numb bum.

by Libertine September 4, 2009

cigar

A slang word for a tampon.

I was embarrassed when my lover asked me to pick up a box of cigars for her at the store.

by Libertine October 4, 2005

dipped in shit

An exclamation of disbelief or surprise. Sometimes expressed as "I'll be dipped in shit and covered with feathers".

After hearing that his aunt had left home to join a biker gang, he said, "Well, I'll be dipped in shit!"

by Libertine October 3, 2005

slurp and burp

A generic name for a cheap fast food place that serves greasy food.

I was in a hurry, so I stopped into the slurp and burp to grab a bit on the way home.

by Libertine October 3, 2005

dead into it

To be right in the middle of sex, buried to the hilt inside of a woman.

I was dead into it when her husband opened the door and caught us together.

by Libertine October 2, 2005

beep box

A small cheap car, an "econobox". Beep boxes typically have a boxy, boring, no-frills body style and a high pitched horn that sounds like it belongs on a toy car. The old Chevy Chevettes and Ford Festivas are typical examples of beep boxes.

John didn't have much money, so he had to buy a beep box.

by Libertine October 19, 2005