LiNdA's definitions

ankle spanker

An ankle spanker is a huge penis that, when hard, could possibly rip open a horse. Often steped on by the owners friends.

Brittney!! Get off my ankle spanker!

by Linda December 26, 2004

Sweetnic

A cat or a kitten

When a cat or kitten is acting all sweet and innocent.

by Linda October 27, 2003

beez

cuz it beez like dat sum tame!

by Linda May 12, 2003

blunt

a store bought cigar (gas stations have them), in which pot heads preceed to cut open (usually with razors), empty the tobacco out of, fill with buddah, roll tightly, and SMOKE

a blunt a day keeps the doctor away

by Linda September 5, 2004

zonking

the process of banging, f*cking, having sex..

We were "zonking" in his parent's room and they walked in

by linda March 11, 2005

ville valo

The sexiest man ever!!!
Ville You're beautifull

what a wicked thing to do.. to make me dream of you

by linda May 20, 2004

boosh boosh!

A noise that is made as one mimes tapping the legend that is Swotley on the behind. The noise and action must be accompanied by enthusiastic skipping movements. Swotley must be totally oblivious of the act and one must be careful that the hand in question does not actually come into physical contact with his rear end as he is prone to pooping at inappropriate times, it could also be seen as a groping gesture which could lead to a short term prison sentence and or fine if sexual harrassment is proven.

Linda: BOOSH BOOSH!

Wattbulb: *turning around, What are you doing?

Linda: Ohh nothing *rolls eyes and whistles

Torie: HAHAHAHAHA

by Linda April 16, 2005