Definitions by Lexithetransfem
Pink collar job
A sub working, usually related to pet play, that will service their owner in whatever they ask, such as carrying them certain objects in their teeth
Person 1 “yo, (dom lover to P1) made me lick her thigh sweat off for like, 4 hours last night. Pink collar jobs, amirite?”
Person 2 “TMI dude, what the fuck bro- I- I don’t know what to say to that… what’s her @ tho?”
Person 2 “TMI dude, what the fuck bro- I- I don’t know what to say to that… what’s her @ tho?”
Pink collar job by Lexithetransfem March 6, 2026
Vampire’s love bite
Unlike the term ‘love bite’ for hickeys, a Vampire’s love bite is a genuine bite mark (indentation from teeth, bruising, and even sometimes faint bleeding) left as an intimate mark, such as a sign of ownership or territorial marking.
Person 1: hey cutie- never mind.
Person 2 (with a very visible Vampire’s love bite on the left side or their throat)… what?
Person 2 (with a very visible Vampire’s love bite on the left side or their throat)… what?
Vampire’s love bite by Lexithetransfem January 21, 2026
Selective altruism
Selective altruism is essentially when someone imprints on one to very few people, and ends up being aggressive to anyone else.
Person 1 “would you stop being such a selective altruist?” Selective altruism at work
Person 2, actively ready to swing at person 1 for making a crude joke about person 2’s chosen human being. “I’ll make your insides your outsides.”
Person 2, actively ready to swing at person 1 for making a crude joke about person 2’s chosen human being. “I’ll make your insides your outsides.”
Selective altruism by Lexithetransfem October 14, 2025
“Therapist”
Music, usually in impossibly high amounts. Often accompanied by copious amounts of alcohol, sleep, and crying respectively.
‘I need to lean on my “Therapist” badly’
Takes a sip of Jack Daniel’s and turns 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con) by Will wood and the tapeworms up louder
Takes a sip of Jack Daniel’s and turns 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con) by Will wood and the tapeworms up louder
“Therapist” by Lexithetransfem March 18, 2025
Barophile
Someone who is sexually aroused by pressure, such as tight hugs, being laid on top of, stepped on, pinched, shoved against something, etc.
This usually is followed by intense embarrassment due to the unconventional circumstances in which this arousal takes place
This usually is followed by intense embarrassment due to the unconventional circumstances in which this arousal takes place
Person 1: dude, I heard they are a barophile!
Person 2: yeah, they were all too flustered when (bully) shoved them against the bike rack…
Person1: explains why they were so enthusiastic for the new wrestling club
Person 2: yeah, they were all too flustered when (bully) shoved them against the bike rack…
Person1: explains why they were so enthusiastic for the new wrestling club
Barophile by Lexithetransfem March 18, 2025
Romantic masochism
Romantic masochism
Person 1: did you hear? Lexi was a romantic masochist?
Person 2: yeah, apparently she let her girlfriend kick her in the ribs… at least she’s happy?
Person 1: did you hear? Lexi was a romantic masochist?
Person 2: yeah, apparently she let her girlfriend kick her in the ribs… at least she’s happy?
Romantic masochism by Lexithetransfem December 29, 2024
Romantic Masochist
Someone who derives romantic feelings of love and affection from being harmed, such as beat or crushed
Person one: “did you hear Lexi was a Romantic masochist ? She let her girlfriend crack one of her ribs…”
Person two: “yeah, I guess that’s just like cuddling for them… at least they are happy together?”
Person two: “yeah, I guess that’s just like cuddling for them… at least they are happy together?”
Romantic Masochist by Lexithetransfem December 29, 2024