I Love You

The three hardest words to say in the English Language.

When done properly, side effects include: A seeming absence of your stomach, silence, perhaps tears, and an overwhelming joy.

by Leiko October 10, 2004

Hoobajoob

Jesus. Haven't y'all seen South Park? A Hoobajoob is a random, usually large, object.

Chef: My lord, the vistors kidnapped Cartman, and stuck a big metal Hoobajoob up his butt!

by Leiko October 03, 2004

Ch00b

Ch00bs are FAR worse than n00bs, and when you spot one, you are to immediately snipe it, point-blank, on site.

Random Kagome Clone: Omg u all lets RP!?!!?!!11!!!!!
Leiko (That would be moi...): ...
DigitalKid2009: omg u all r fags rollplaing id gay just lyk ur mom hu i f**ked last nyt.
Leiko: Why the fuck am I in here, all these goddamn ch00bs...

by Leiko October 02, 2004

Vash

A goofy, yet sadly deluded man.

Vash, you're a fucktard. n.n;

by Leiko October 06, 2004

MPD

MPD is Multiple Personality Disorder, when one is that fucking insane, or has that many issues, they divide themselves into different personalities, each of which has a name.

For example, from Piers Anthony's Xanth series, the Demoness Metria, who gained Demoness Mentia, or D.Mentia. (Anthony is noted for his ridiculous puns) and Woe Betide, after she acquired a soul.

by Leiko October 06, 2004

Mother

1)...enlengthened form of Mom.
2)A woman who constantly bitches at you for random shit you probably didn't do, to achieve her miserble self-fufillment.

1) Kid: "HEY MOM!!"
Mother: "Speak properly, junior. Use 'Mother' instead of 'Mom,' so I can brag to my friends like a cunt what a sophisticated and trained little boy I have.

2)My mother!

by Leiko October 02, 2004

NyQuil

The legal alcohol, that kids can buy!

Go on kiddies, you know you want to.

by Leiko October 06, 2004