Definitions by Leiko

Paperwork 

Satan's way of saying, "I love you!"

Pssh. The first definition of Satan is good. And so is mine, which is on the second page, the twelfth one, s0n.

Paperwork by Leiko October 6, 2004

Flight of Fear 

The most kick-ass ride at Paramount's King's Dominion in Doswell, Virginia.

The Flight of Fear 0wnz the Volcano...and will always 0wn the Volcano, and any other ride in that park.

Flight of Fear by Leiko October 6, 2004

Funnel Cake 

The God of all sugary yummy confections.

Go and get me one. Now. I order you to.

Funnel Cake by Leiko October 6, 2004

Hospitals 

Well. If I were a Christian, and I believed there was a Hell, then ANY and ALL hospitals are Hell, Hades, the Abyss, the Pit, Tartarus, etc.

Thank god I've only been to hell once, those devils scare me!

Hospitals by Leiko October 6, 2004

AOL 

Likes massive penis.

Also:

Assholes Online.

But not funny assholes. d00shes.

AOL by Leiko October 6, 2004

Paramount's Kings Dominion 

A theme park in Doswell, Virginia.
Used to be good, before the Paramount took over, in the early '90s, taking away our precious Season Pass Holder gates, and putting gay restrictions in.

I've gone to Kings Dominion for almost every single birthday I've had since my first. w00t.

Paramount's Kings Dominion by Leiko October 6, 2004

D00sh

Douche, spelled in 1337.

God, AOL is such a d00sh.

D00sh by Leiko October 6, 2004