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grex

It means sex, used often on radio stations so they don't get fined by the FCC. Other coralarry terms are grenis and grorgasm.
It's crazy how our privates get us in trouble and we all obsess about grex. It's just a grenis and a virginia.
by Leif June 10, 2006
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tapped by the Captain

Definition: ready to head to the bathroom to drop a dookey, pinch a loaf, take a dump, see an indian about a horse. Ready to POOP!

Beckground: From the Ticket's (KTCK 1310 - Dallas) superhero, Captain Doo Doo, who fights crime in a different way. He saved the world from an asteroid.
Man, I went to that Super Buffet. Durin' my second plate, I got tapped by the captain. Almost didn't make it either!
by Leif June 10, 2006
mugGet the tapped by the Captainmug.

truck-fuck

An owner of an American pick up truck, often a devout Christian, who thinks global warming is a farce.

Owner of several guns.

Often found in wedding chapels with own sister/mother

An urban redneck
that "truck-fuck" married his sister

Jamie-Steve is a complete "truck-fuck"
by leif June 10, 2006
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hinge

A person who is prone to subscribing to both magazines, ergo, someone who has bisexual tendencies. Can be used for a male bisexual or a female bisexual. The term comes from the properties of a hinge - which when unttached, can swing both ways.
Yeah, I heard Opie's a hinge. He's been seen playing tonsil hockey with Patricia. That was one day after swappin spit with Adam.
by Leif June 10, 2006
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F5

v. 1 To refresh yourself, like if you've been daydreaming during a meeting.
v. 2 To wake up.

Origin comes comes from the use of F5 as a "Refresh" key for MS Windows applications.
1.
Frank: Greg, what did you think of Tom's suggestion.
Greg: (Daydreaming) Huh? Wha?
Tom: F5, dude!

2.
I can't really F5 until my second cuppajava.
by Leif June 10, 2006
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thumb stomach

The surgical procedure also known as bariastic surgery in which the patient's stomach is reduced significantly - like a fist might be reduced to a thumb. This procedure is not recommended for those that need to lose less than 100 lbs.
Typically, the stomach is reduced from the size of a melon to the size of an egg
The only way that Peter Jackson, that dude from Blues Traveller, and that fat chick from Wilson Phillips lost weight so fast must have been from thumb stomach. Didn't Rosanne have that too?
by Leif June 10, 2006
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get head right with ball

To be in a state opposite of being an asshat. To have your mind focused properly on the task at hand. Usually attributed to baseball hitters, who need to have their head right with ball to hit it properly.
We'll see if the Mavs can do anything this year. Even though Devon Harris is a rookie, he's getting his head right with ball.

I had to turn off urban dictionary at work and get my head right with ball.
by Leif June 10, 2006
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