The act of really scribbling your pen a lot to see if there's any ink left in it. Often accompanied with shaking the pen in between attempts of the circular (usu) scribbles.
Ralphie was trying to take notes on the important point being made, but was struck by a need of appendeciding.
Once upon a time, Picasso paid for bills with his appendeciding art.
Once upon a time, Picasso paid for bills with his appendeciding art.
by Leif May 12, 2005
One of the side effects of having your wife watch enough Star Wars - it's an offshoot of the Jedi Mind Trick. A wife performs the Jedi wife trick, by simply saying something to her husband that causes her husband to do her will. It's sometimes accompanied with the hand motion that Obi Wan used on the Storm Troopers in Episode IV.
Husband: My buddies and I are going to go shoot some pool over at Pool Hall X.
Wife: (with hand motion) You do not want to go out with your buddies.
Husband: I do not want to go out with my buddies.
Wife: You do not want to play pool.
Husband: I do not want to play pool.
Wife: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Husband: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Wife: You want to clean the kitchen.
Husband: I want to clean the kitchen.
Husband calls one of the buddies.
Husband: Sorry, I think I'd rather clean the kitchen and not play pool tonight.
Buddy: Damn, your wife pulled the Jedi wife trick again.
Buddy 2:(In background) That woman's a Jedi master.
Wife: (with hand motion) You do not want to go out with your buddies.
Husband: I do not want to go out with my buddies.
Wife: You do not want to play pool.
Husband: I do not want to play pool.
Wife: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Husband: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Wife: You want to clean the kitchen.
Husband: I want to clean the kitchen.
Husband calls one of the buddies.
Husband: Sorry, I think I'd rather clean the kitchen and not play pool tonight.
Buddy: Damn, your wife pulled the Jedi wife trick again.
Buddy 2:(In background) That woman's a Jedi master.
by Leif June 27, 2005
v. 1 To refresh yourself, like if you've been daydreaming during a meeting.
v. 2 To wake up.
Origin comes comes from the use of F5 as a "Refresh" key for MS Windows applications.
v. 2 To wake up.
Origin comes comes from the use of F5 as a "Refresh" key for MS Windows applications.
1.
Frank: Greg, what did you think of Tom's suggestion.
Greg: (Daydreaming) Huh? Wha?
Tom: F5, dude!
2.
I can't really F5 until my second cuppajava.
Frank: Greg, what did you think of Tom's suggestion.
Greg: (Daydreaming) Huh? Wha?
Tom: F5, dude!
2.
I can't really F5 until my second cuppajava.
by Leif April 08, 2005
To emaul a person is to send them a gazillion emails, even though all that could get done in one 3 minute phone call. It could also happen when someone just has to forward every stupid stinking chain letter "Please send this for good luck" "Somebody loves you" "Bill Gates will send you a check! I know it's true, My brother's cousin's roomate's ex boyfreind's mother-in-law's nephew works for Microsoft" Dreck.
Since Maria didn't have IM at work, she and Jen were emauling each other all day long.
If somebody emauls me one more time about my relatives that crashed in Nigeria, I'm gonna have to deep six them.
If somebody emauls me one more time about my relatives that crashed in Nigeria, I'm gonna have to deep six them.
by Leif April 12, 2005
Definition 1:
Girlfriend 1: Did she have natural childbirth?
Girlfriend 2: No, the baby was breech, so she had a vaginal slice born born.
Definition 2:
Dude 1: Well, time to go see the wife and squids. Later!
Dude 2: Vaginal slice born born!
Girlfriend 1: Did she have natural childbirth?
Girlfriend 2: No, the baby was breech, so she had a vaginal slice born born.
Definition 2:
Dude 1: Well, time to go see the wife and squids. Later!
Dude 2: Vaginal slice born born!
by Leif February 18, 2005
1. Poor spelling of a word meaning joint (doobie) - influenced by college hijinx.
2. Dude who happens to show up when the bong fires up, but never buys a bag.
2. Dude who happens to show up when the bong fires up, but never buys a bag.
1. Hand me a dubie, i'm too poor to afford two "o"s.
2. Man, dubie must have a nose that can smell this skunk a mile away. Here comes dubie.
2. Man, dubie must have a nose that can smell this skunk a mile away. Here comes dubie.
by Leif February 18, 2005
Exclamation. It's a retort to someone who is whining about something rather trivial. It is said among dudes to indicate that their compadre is acting like a little girl...
Dude 1: I'm not sure I should ask her out, she might say no...
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!
Dude 1: Dude, you stole my beer!
dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!
Dude 1: The Prof. kicked me out of class since I didn't read the assignment.
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!
Dude 1: Dude, you stole my beer!
dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!
Dude 1: The Prof. kicked me out of class since I didn't read the assignment.
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!
by Leif April 12, 2005