Definitions by Led Zeppole

a little too Fab Five

1. To behave effiminently.
2. An object or item with effeminate or homosexual overtones.

Derived from the Fab Five, the five gay men who offer fashion and lifestyle advice to non-gay men on the Bravo Network series "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."

Tony, don't you think those low rise bell-bottom pants and the midriff-bearing shirt you're wearing are just a little too Fab Five?

a little too Fab Five by Led Zeppole October 4, 2003

taikonaut 

A Chinese space traveler, derived from the Chinese term "taikong ren," which translates roughly as "spaceman."

American space travelers are astronauts; Russian space travelers are cosmonauts; Chinese space travelers are taikonauts. Three taikonauts are supposed to be launched into orbit in the fall of 2003.

taikonaut by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003

a hint of broadway

To imply that a man is homosexual; derived from a stereotypical gay man's love of broadway shows.

See also show tunes.

There is a hint of broadway about the Fab Five on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."

a hint of broadway by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003

burning ring of fire

The sensation experienced in the anal region after eating a habanero.

After eating the habanero tacos, my ass felt like a burning ring of fire.

burning ring of fire by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003

frickin critic 

To be overly critical of another's speech or habits.

Jen said Rick was a frickin critic for constantly trying to correct the way she spoke.

frickin critic by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003

wangerific 

sexually attractive; hot.
see also wanger.

My girlfriend looks wangerific in her naughty schoolgirl outfit!

wangerific by Led Zeppole October 2, 2003

menstrosexual

A man who enjoys having sex with a woman during her period. A play on the word metrosexual.

Al's a damn menstrosexual, he told me he did his girlfriend when she was on the rag.

menstrosexual by Led Zeppole October 1, 2003