oxycotton

1. A highly addictive natural fiber, once grown in enormous quantities on vast plantations in the pre-Civil War South.

2. It's "OxyContin," you idiot...

Drug lords have found a brilliant way to get Americans of all ages addicted to oxycotton; spin it into threads and use it to manufacture comfortable shirts and blouses!

by Led Zeppole October 02, 2004

jack into the Matrix

Sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: So did you hook up with Beth?

Guy 2: Hell, yeah, we made out then she let me jack into the Matrix.

by Led Zeppole November 03, 2003

cruelaid

Spiking a drink with laxative; a perennial laff.

When Mike wasn't looking, I cruelaided his beer. He's been in the head for over an hour now...

by Led Zeppole October 26, 2003

mentalpause

The gradual decline of one's intellectual capacity that begins at middle age.

A variation of the word menopause.

Grandma's habit of forgetting my name is a sure sign of mentalpause.

by Led Zeppole November 16, 2003

batcave entrance

A vehicle entrance to a facility that is obscure and infrequently used. Often the only people who know of this entrance are the employees who work there. Golf courses, farms, industrial parks, sports facilities and outdoor museums often have batcave entrances. Management often frowns on use of this entrance. This term is inspired by the "Batman" TV series from the 1960's. In that program, the entrance to the Batcave was down a little-used dirt road that was blocked at one end by a fake wooden barrier.

My boss told me I had better not be late again, so I had to use the batcave entrance to get to the office on time.

by Led Zeppole October 30, 2003

loweruppercaseitis

An annoying malady that strikes computer users in their teens, causing them to write sentences tHaT lOoK lIkE tHiS. If you're over the age of 15 and still type like that, see also loser.

The only people who think loweruppercaseitis is cool are fat 13 year olds who play too much Pokemon and whack off to Christina Aguilera videos.

by Led Zeppole October 24, 2003

ladder

1. United States Marine Corps and United States Navy slang term for stairs.

2. An extremely steep and dangerous staircase, such as those found in Absecon, New Jersey.

Those weren't stairs that I took an Absecon sleighride down; that was a ladder!

by Led Zeppole October 26, 2003