shave it

A common 21st century request women get from their men.

See also wood floor.
You: Hey, honey, it would be a major turn on if you shave it.

Her: Shave what?

You: You know what...
by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003
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penisillin

Term usede to describe a male sexual organ that is in poor health. Derived from "penis" combined with the street slang term for something bad or broken, "illin."
That case of syphilis has got your penisillin.
by Led Zeppole November 24, 2003
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nameflamer

One who insults (flames) another by using their name as a derogatory term in urbandictionary.com. A nameflamer would probably hesitate to insult the flamed person to their face.
Most nameflamers on Urbandictionary.com seem to be teenagers.
by Led Zeppole October 29, 2003
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Ninjanomics

Not really sure of an exact meaning, it's a term I just recently thought up. It just sounds cool. I'd love to hear a politician use it when discussing the economy.
"President Bush announced today that he intended to substantially reduce unemployment through his new economic initiative, Ninjanomics."
by Led Zeppole February 28, 2004
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park a tiger on the rug

A New Zealand expression for vomiting.
If you do another shot of tequila, you're going to park a tiger on the rug!
by Led Zeppole November 19, 2003
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smock job

A low-paying job in the retail industry that requires the wearing of a smock. The smock generally has a corporate logo or advertising slogan printed on it, turning the employee into a human billboard. The smock is often seen as demeaning by the employees who must wear them. Excellent examples of smock jobs are the salespeople at stores such as Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Home Depot.
When Steve's job in the tech sector was eliminated and sent offshore, he had to swallow his pride and take a smock job at Wal-Mart just to pay the bills.
by Led Zeppole March 18, 2004
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Sluggy

After a tough day at work, I was feeling very sluggy.
by Led Zeppole October 04, 2003
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