Led Zeppole's definitions

wangerific

sexually attractive; hot.
see also wanger.

My girlfriend looks wangerific in her naughty schoolgirl outfit!

by Led Zeppole October 2, 2003

matrix revolutioned

When something that began successfully ends in disappointment. Derived from The Matrix: Revolutions, the title of the disappointing final sequel to The Matrix, one of the finest and most influential films of the 90's.

Kevin's relationship with Sue started out great, but after a few weeks it matrix revolutioned and they broke up.

OR

Britney Spears was very popular a couple of years ago, but her career has since matrix revolutioned.

by Led Zeppole November 10, 2003

Sopranoland

A recent nickname (first heard in 2003) for northern New Jersey, generally used by residents of South Jersey. Refers to the popular HBO series The Sopranos which takes place in North Jersey.

I'm going to drive up the Turnpike to Sopranoland tonight to watch the Devils game.

by Led Zeppole December 28, 2003

Afternoon delight

The awful title of one of the most awful songs ever written. It was performed by the Starland Vocal Band, a group of talentless hacks who are living proof that you can, in fact, sell your soul to Satan in exchange for success.

If you were around in the 70's, as I was, the "song" Afternoon Delight will scar your psyche until your dying day.

by Led Zeppole March 18, 2004

saloonatic

A person who cannot handle alcohol, causing them to behave in an erratic, embarrasing and insane manner.

Everytime Vinny starts doing shots, he starts shouting, jumping around and acting like a total saloonatic.

by Led Zeppole October 4, 2003

Jersey massage

To physically assault someone, either with your fists or with a weapon, such as a baseball bat, pool cue, axe handle or pipe; in simple terms, a beatdown. The "Jersey" part of the phrase is a slang term for the State of New Jersey in the United States. Residents of New Jersey are known for being a bit more "physical" than most Americans when it comes to resolving disputes...

When I walked out of the bar and saw some scumbag pissing on the side of my car, I gave him a Jersey massage that he'll never forget.

by Led Zeppole March 11, 2004

Jihad Joe

A Middle Eastern combat action figure; al-Qaeda's answer to GI Joe.

"Jihad Joe, Jihad Joe, fighting man from towel to toe!"

by Led Zeppole November 18, 2003