Laz's definitions

snail's foot

An extremely engorged moist vagina.

Hey Bert, "How was sex with Natasha last night?"
Very confronting, she had a massive snail's foot!

by Laz January 11, 2017

bongalicious

Awesome, cool, phat

That cheeseburger was sure bongalicious.

by Laz January 9, 2004

hypocrite

George W. Bush

Wow, that guy's a G Dub

by Laz April 4, 2004

Napa

1. A bean plantation worker.
2. A sunmaid rasins worker.
3. A highway fruitstand worker.
4. A hard working pon who often smells of oranges or beans. Napa often struggles to put the salsa on the table for his family of 24.

Napa: Who wants burritos!
Atano: I do!
Liquid: STFU Atano!

by Laz September 15, 2004

Jewmentia

When you forget everything, except how much things cost and who owes you money.

Sorry, my father’s Jewmentia is playing up. He forgot your name but he remembers you owe him $5 from 12 years ago.

by Laz April 17, 2019

blackcent

The act of a person of another race speaking with an accent they believe blacks speak with.

The way Justin Timberlake speaks when he’s not on “Punked”

See also Christina Aguilera and Pink

by Laz January 28, 2004

sacadeez

similar to "dis dick" - look up "dis dick"

example in context?
person a) how much is 2 + 2?
person b) 4
a) congrats, you just won a sacadeez!
b) saca..what?
a)sacadeez nuts!

by laz October 6, 2004