a person with litte or no common sense; a lesser form of a human being; someone with a "turd" as a brain
You never know what you're talking about, turdbrain.
by Laura March 11, 2003
Basically having a wank in your mind..usually over someone sexy...(but doesn't have to be)...just taking the time to picture them in their sexiness.
Can be done by either gender...woo!
*Warning* May be accompanied by Homer Simpson-like drool noises
Can be done by either gender...woo!
*Warning* May be accompanied by Homer Simpson-like drool noises
E.G 1.)
In HMV watching man perving over a poster of Avril Lavigne
Laura:Look at him having a mind wank over Avril
Liz:Eurgh
E.G 2.)
Liz and Laura(me)sitting down in Rackhams waiting for Laura C(not me) to try on some clothes
Laura:*insert name* is so fit isn't he?
Liz: Oh,I know yea! he would so get it!
Laura: He's just so gorgeous...I think i need a mind wank now!
Liz: Me too!
SILENCE FOR A FEW MOMENTS
Laura: Half naked Kylie on that T.V is putting me off..Dammit!!
Liz: You still having your mind wank?
Laura: Trying to.....Why?
Liz: Because i need a tissue!
*The above examples are purely fictional,as Laura and Liz are not this sad and do more interesting stuff in their free time*
In HMV watching man perving over a poster of Avril Lavigne
Laura:Look at him having a mind wank over Avril
Liz:Eurgh
E.G 2.)
Liz and Laura(me)sitting down in Rackhams waiting for Laura C(not me) to try on some clothes
Laura:*insert name* is so fit isn't he?
Liz: Oh,I know yea! he would so get it!
Laura: He's just so gorgeous...I think i need a mind wank now!
Liz: Me too!
SILENCE FOR A FEW MOMENTS
Laura: Half naked Kylie on that T.V is putting me off..Dammit!!
Liz: You still having your mind wank?
Laura: Trying to.....Why?
Liz: Because i need a tissue!
*The above examples are purely fictional,as Laura and Liz are not this sad and do more interesting stuff in their free time*
by Laura December 20, 2003
by Laura March 08, 2004
two people that will be together until the end of time, who love and charish one another feelings and thoughts. Two people who are truly and deeply in love and can't stand being apart for so long. Two people who need eachother every day, every minute, and every second.
by Laura January 12, 2005
by laura July 03, 2004
Drive to Half Moon Bay CA, stand on ANY street corner and yell "George Bush is a draft dodger". The drooling, flat slob that runs up to you with a fistfull of NeoNazi website "fact-sheet" print outs yelling at you to step up and defend your position is Big Buck himself. Carefull! Don't get to close to him in the summertime as he gets a little ripe. That wide yellow streak down his back is not a competition stripe BTW.
by Laura August 10, 2004