204 definitions by Laura

noodled

really stoned

We got so noodled last night!

by Laura May 27, 2004

fetch

sadly I to let everyone know that people in utah have said fetch for years. it is annoying and lame. sorry it is a replacement for saying f*ck.

Holy fetch!I forgot my keys!

by Laura March 4, 2005

hoser

hoser equals the american use of idiot.

You're all a bunch of fucking hosers.

by Laura February 12, 2005

central breast

a female, usually from America, with only one breast, located in the middle of the chest

Tom Bowtell's girlfriend has a herb covered central breast

by Laura February 26, 2003

yatin

a wannabe swimmer with dark hair and eyes and nose plugs

yatty the batty with his hatty

by Laura November 15, 2004

turdbrain

a person with litte or no common sense; a lesser form of a human being; someone with a "turd" as a brain

You never know what you're talking about, turdbrain.

by Laura March 11, 2003

mind wank

Basically having a wank in your mind..usually over someone sexy...(but doesn't have to be)...just taking the time to picture them in their sexiness.
Can be done by either gender...woo!

*Warning* May be accompanied by Homer Simpson-like drool noises

E.G 1.)
In HMV watching man perving over a poster of Avril Lavigne

Laura:Look at him having a mind wank over Avril
Liz:Eurgh

E.G 2.)
Liz and Laura(me)sitting down in Rackhams waiting for Laura C(not me) to try on some clothes

Laura:*insert name* is so fit isn't he?
Liz: Oh,I know yea! he would so get it!
Laura: He's just so gorgeous...I think i need a mind wank now!
Liz: Me too!

SILENCE FOR A FEW MOMENTS

Laura: Half naked Kylie on that T.V is putting me off..Dammit!!
Liz: You still having your mind wank?
Laura: Trying to.....Why?
Liz: Because i need a tissue!

*The above examples are purely fictional,as Laura and Liz are not this sad and do more interesting stuff in their free time*

by Laura December 20, 2003