Definitions by Lanky J
good arm, custard
What you say shout when someone fails to catch an item you throw to them, like keys, balls, a small bag etc.
The arm equivalent of 'Spaghetti Legs'; someone with ‘Custard Arms'.
The arm equivalent of 'Spaghetti Legs'; someone with ‘Custard Arms'.
Person 1: ‘Go Long!’ *throws item*
Person 2: *catches, and tries to hold onto it before dropping it.*
Person 1: ‘Good arm, Custard!’
Person 2: *catches, and tries to hold onto it before dropping it.*
Person 1: ‘Good arm, Custard!’
good arm, custard by Lanky J March 15, 2024
Duke Silver
“As always, it is a thrill to be here during this wishing hour with you lovely ladies. Now relax, and let the Duke Silver Trio take you on a little journey…to yourself”
“Find safe haven in a warm bathtub full of my jazz”
“Find safe haven in a warm bathtub full of my jazz”
Duke Silver by Lanky J August 28, 2023
wallet autopsy
When a paramedic loots money from a person's wallet, whom they find dead, or who dies on the way to hospital.
Coroner: ‘here’s their phone, key's and wallet we found on him, sorry for your loss’
Victim's family member: ‘that’s unusual, usually he keeps his wallet full of Benjamins’
Coroner: ‘hmm, looks like the medics performed a wallet autopsy’
Victim's family member: ‘that’s unusual, usually he keeps his wallet full of Benjamins’
Coroner: ‘hmm, looks like the medics performed a wallet autopsy’
wallet autopsy by Lanky J November 24, 2022