netrosexual

A netrosexual is an male who pays attention to sexual interactions only via impersonal media such as mobile technology and the internet.

Anthony Weiner is the epitome of a netrosexual. He can only respond to uploads of body parts or sexts from anonymous women.

by Ladyomygod September 07, 2013

fartners

Either of two persons who instance on farting in front of each other.
One of two persons who join up together to fart in inappropriate settings.
Either of two person who share an intimate relationship and think it's funny beyond belief to out do each other by farting incessantly.

Mary and John are not only married but fartners in crime. Have you ever stayed at their home?
Don't go to dinner with Bob and Gerry. They are fartners true and true and public displays are their MO.

by Ladyomygod September 07, 2013

faceslide

The downward falling or sliding of a face due to overuse of cosmetic surgery. Can also mean the mass itself.

If her faceslide gets any worse she'll be putting mascara on her chin.

by Ladyomygod July 28, 2011

manafort

Pretending to be philanthropic and charitable.

Mary offered to water my plants while I was working but she was manafort the whole time by sleeping with my husband.

by Ladyomygod August 19, 2018

bogalicious

When cranberries taste really really good they are bogalicious.

This cranberry sauce is bogalicious, Mom!

by Ladyomygod September 23, 2009

Robotomy

When a person has very few emotions or vocal inflections and behaves like a robot as if they have had a lobotomy. Also, can use robotimized as in turned into a robot.

I just told Bob his cat died and he just shuffled down the hall with no response at all. I wonder if he's had a robotomy.

by Ladyomygod October 06, 2009

tube it

Shorthand for saying that you are going to watch something on You Tube.

I heard Florence and the Machine were on TV last night. I'll have to tube it.

by Ladyomygod January 23, 2011