LaUrA's definitions

bar

To not care; to not give a shit.

That girl just took off with your guy.

I don't BAR, he was lousy in bed anyway.

by Laura March 17, 2004

One Hit Wonder

They hit it once and they wonder where they got that itch

oh that girl be a one hit wonder

by Laura March 20, 2005

Salecturing

The act of yelling, without raising your voice.

Man he really salectured us good.

by Laura December 9, 2004

Cobby

The most amazing individual in the entire world!!

Laura Ecob - Cobby

by Laura February 15, 2004

charn

a charney that suzes like laura

becky: you are the origional charn laura!
laura: thnx bex!

by laura February 21, 2004

Poink

another word for hump shag bonk i made it up whilst in a chatroom and didnt wana use rude words!

"Fancy a good poinkin?!"
"Poink me goood baybeee!"

by Laura September 18, 2004

mind wank

Basically having a wank in your mind..usually over someone sexy...(but doesn't have to be)...just taking the time to picture them in their sexiness.
Can be done by either gender...woo!

*Warning* May be accompanied by Homer Simpson-like drool noises

E.G 1.)
In HMV watching man perving over a poster of Avril Lavigne

Laura:Look at him having a mind wank over Avril
Liz:Eurgh

E.G 2.)
Liz and Laura(me)sitting down in Rackhams waiting for Laura C(not me) to try on some clothes

Laura:*insert name* is so fit isn't he?
Liz: Oh,I know yea! he would so get it!
Laura: He's just so gorgeous...I think i need a mind wank now!
Liz: Me too!

SILENCE FOR A FEW MOMENTS

Laura: Half naked Kylie on that T.V is putting me off..Dammit!!
Liz: You still having your mind wank?
Laura: Trying to.....Why?
Liz: Because i need a tissue!

*The above examples are purely fictional,as Laura and Liz are not this sad and do more interesting stuff in their free time*

by Laura December 20, 2003