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MTV

Some boring ass channel that overplays shows like Teen Mom, Jersey Shore, yada yada yada that has a bunch of bitchy and whiny teenagers on there. It used to be good when they shown music videos and it wasn't bad when they shown shows such as High School Stories and Made, etc. If you want the true MTV, go watch Vevo on youtube.
MTV is not the way it used to be
by Kyster23 April 17, 2011
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pizza job

Usually a low paying, entry level job that requires little or no job experience or even education at all. These jobs are usually jobs that are done by teenagers, college students or the elderly, along with laid off workers to get enough income to buy a pair of jeans and live off a diet of pizza. For some reason, it always involves working with pizza in some shape or form, either making pizza, selling pizza, delivering pizzas, stocking pizzas on a shelves.
Example of pizza jobs - McDonalds, grocery store, gas station, pizza delivery
by kyster23 May 7, 2011
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Russia

Home of the best porn in the world.
No porn beats Russian porn. Russia porn is the shit!
by kyster23 June 14, 2011
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teenagers

There are about 2 types of teenagers:

1. Your clean cut "nice" teenagers. These teenagers act more like young ladies and gentlemen, have a job, are involved in some sport or hobby, get good grades, love MTV, read Seventeen magazine like it is the Bible, and their whole life is centered around that prom and getting their drivers license. They like to listen to the latest pop hits and idolize teen idols. These are the ones that are probably going to end up like successful adults.

2. Your rebellious "misunderstood" teenagers. These are the ones that are hitting the parties, having sex, being involves with drugs, drinking, pot, gangs, start a band, spend some time in juvvi, and the media makes a big deal out of them. They may appear hopeless, but they have experience the "real world" faster than the ones that are the "goody goody" prom going teenagers, which their lives center around high school and the mall. Many of them change to be successful adults as well.
Teenagers are different in many ways, but they all grow up eventually.
by kyster23 June 7, 2011
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Rolie Polie Olie

An old show that used to be on the Disney Channel about 10 years ago or something like that. Involves a bunch of robots living together in a nice peaceful family. Includes a mom, dad, brother, sister, dog, and a grandpa that teeth falls out. All the appliances are alive like Toy Story. Pretty awesome show for young children from the ages of 5-8 or whatever, and thumps the values of the next generation of children.
by kyster23 April 25, 2011
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19

One of the most boring age a person can be. The person looks good but is expected to be either (a) working or (b) partying and getting laid in college, or (c) going into the army, or doing a combination of both. Porn looks good about the age of 19 since there are nothing else except for jack off to porn.
I'm 19. Lets join the army - nothing else to do
by kyster23 April 25, 2011
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