The biggest gimmick out there. You pay oodles of money just to listen to some dickhead thump some outdated propaganda from the 1960s that is outdated while the world is falling apart. The propaganda usually involves something like Al Gore and maybe something related to how great the Beatles and Bob Marley are. You are forced to live in some smelly dorm room where you survive on Spam and Eazy Mac, and you have to deal with "diverse people" as in weird people - a lot of them have disabilities and they got a scholarship because of their untreated ADHD. The getting laid and beer pong is a big myth - most of the time in college is spent watching YouTube videos when you really should be research about some philosophical rhetoric of the Russian Revolution or something like that, jacking off too porn when you really want to get laid, and watching your favorite ball game get their ass kicked. You actually have to go to class with granny and your mom - that sucks.
by kyster23 April 25, 2011
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Get the Russia mug.Usually a low paying, entry level job that requires little or no job experience or even education at all. These jobs are usually jobs that are done by teenagers, college students or the elderly, along with laid off workers to get enough income to buy a pair of jeans and live off a diet of pizza. For some reason, it always involves working with pizza in some shape or form, either making pizza, selling pizza, delivering pizzas, stocking pizzas on a shelves.
by kyster23 May 07, 2011
Get the pizza job mug.Qualities of a conservative:
Watches Fox News religiously
Listens to talk radio
Watches football
Owns a gun - I mean a whole bunch of them
Loves professional wrestling
Loves dynamite
Loves teen idols
Thinks everyone needs a boot up their ass
Goes to church
Generally a very nice guy/gals
Compassionate
Hard working
Disciplined
Determined
Mature
Treats people with respect
Loves America
Qualities of a liberal:
Dumb
pot smoking
immature - acts like they are in middle school still
Bitches a lot
Afraid of everything
Friends with animals
Afraid of the noise of a shutgun
Hates computers unless it is a Mac
Plays guitar
Hypochondriac
Needs a psychologist
Watches Fox News religiously
Listens to talk radio
Watches football
Owns a gun - I mean a whole bunch of them
Loves professional wrestling
Loves dynamite
Loves teen idols
Thinks everyone needs a boot up their ass
Goes to church
Generally a very nice guy/gals
Compassionate
Hard working
Disciplined
Determined
Mature
Treats people with respect
Loves America
Qualities of a liberal:
Dumb
pot smoking
immature - acts like they are in middle school still
Bitches a lot
Afraid of everything
Friends with animals
Afraid of the noise of a shutgun
Hates computers unless it is a Mac
Plays guitar
Hypochondriac
Needs a psychologist
by kyster23 May 16, 2011
Get the conservative mug.One of the most boring age a person can be. The person looks good but is expected to be either (a) working or (b) partying and getting laid in college, or (c) going into the army, or doing a combination of both. Porn looks good about the age of 19 since there are nothing else except for jack off to porn.
by kyster23 April 25, 2011
Get the 19 mug.An old show that used to be on the Disney Channel about 10 years ago or something like that. Involves a bunch of robots living together in a nice peaceful family. Includes a mom, dad, brother, sister, dog, and a grandpa that teeth falls out. All the appliances are alive like Toy Story. Pretty awesome show for young children from the ages of 5-8 or whatever, and thumps the values of the next generation of children.
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