Kyle's definitions

Jack Johnson

New-Age folk singer who writes charming songs that often make you feel good. Jack Johnson's great to listen to no matter what mood you're in.

Go listen to "Brushfire Fairytales" and his newest "In Between Dreams." You'll feel alot better.

by Kyle March 5, 2005

Nutmaid

A woman who caters to male sexual excrements.

Example 1.

Man 1: "Its cumming! wheres my Nutmaid!?!"

Third World Prostitute: *gargle gargle*...

by Kyle July 21, 2004

Grand Ledge High School

GL is a pimp school by lansing,mi lota drugies en stuff go on tons of peeps to plus theres a player "Big AL H." whos goin ta play ball at the university of Florida en gonna be awsome his dad Tito H. played in the NBA pimpin huh?

tyte like a tiger


gerrrowlll-lol

by kyle January 17, 2004

chouch

An expression used when one farts

"Oh man i gotta Chouch!"

by Kyle September 25, 2004

doshinable

Sweet, cool, etc.

Damn dude, that is doshinable.

by Kyle April 24, 2003

Seymour Butts

See More Butts

I really would like to Seymour Butts

by Kyle April 6, 2003

Shat

Past tense meaning one has alreadi shit themself and is now in the stages of self humiliation and sadness. Was commonly used to describe dieing people by the Greeks, ie. Damn hes shat it.

Omg i have shat myself,
HAHA u scared him with a mexican hat so he shat himself

by Kyle September 6, 2004