Kyle's definitions

birf

Abbreviation of a component resembling a CV Joint common to pre '86 Toyota Solid Front Axles. Proper form: Birfield. A notorious weak link, often upgraded to Smurfields, Profields, etc, or replaced entirely with a Birfield Eliminator Kit.

Damnit, I just blew a birf! Anyone have a spare?

by Kyle November 26, 2003

dumbknocker

An annoying and bothersome person. Originally derived from the person who knocks very loudly on the door because he thinks someone is home and avoiding them by not answering.

that Wally is such a dumbknocker.

by Kyle April 14, 2003

nuter

Crazy, insane, or mad, used in Red Dwarf, often commented from David Lister to Arnold Rimmer

The coach is making us run 8 miles for this class period,
Wow, he must be a totall nuter

by kyle May 15, 2004

sarcaster

A person who is always sarcastic.

Bill Gates is a sarcaster.

by Kyle October 17, 2004

QFC

Quality Food Centers. A Kroger-owned grocery store located in the Oregon and Washington area.

I work at QFC and despise it. I need to find a new job, dammit!

by Kyle January 29, 2005

chillaxin

its a mix between i invent stupid words and chillin sounds so much better

im chillaxin in my cardboard box

by kyle February 15, 2004

McDonalds

An infamoes restraunt located in all corners of the world where people eat, get fat, sue for thousands of dollars, and then use that money to eat more McDonalds.

I'm going to eat at McDonalds, get fat, and then sue them. Then I'll be able to afford more food McDonalds! I hear they just invented the quadruple double-quarter pounder!!

by Kyle February 16, 2005