(v.) To steal ones' thunder is to draw attention and publicity that should go to someone else to another cause without prior warning.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
In a fight, a person may attempt to get his finger in the other person's mouth and tear along their cheek, thus causing the other party to submit.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
Pop-culture phrase loudly exclaimed after one (or a group) achieves something which the person or group was unsure of completing. To be sung in a forced Jamaican accent, see ja-fake-an
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
A guy with the largest car collection in the world, the world's second richest man, unless you count that Ikea guy.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
(v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage schoolgirl (or boy)
John has a thing for religious chicks and molesting kids. After they reported his lunchtime religious experience, he had to hide in the bushes and jack off. What he didn't know was that the local dealer used to do his thing around there, and beat he shit out of him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004