torn a new asshole

To be dominated in such a way that there IS NO COMEBACK.

The corvette got torn a new asshole by <random european car>

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Cock-Stuffing

When someone is up in your shit and pissing you off asking what you're doing, give them this answer to shut them the fuck up.

a: yo

b: yea, hi

a: doing anything interesting?

b: no, move along please

a: so what you got there sport?

b: nothing, I told you. Please go away

a: c'mon, lemme know what you're doing

B: FUCK OFF!

a: I will, but I wanna know.

B: Okay, I'm cock-stuffing. Is that the answer you wanted to hear? COCK-STUFFING!


a: okay, I shouldn't have asked, jeesh.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

knock boots

hetero vaginal sex. The sound made sounds like knocking boots, unless one of the partners is fat

i knocked boots with your mum

by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004

KO'd

To be knocked out. To be forced into unconciusness by physical means of attacking the head.

Iron Mike got Ko'D in the fifth by KFJ and his lightening punches.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

a pot to piss in

A say, a count.

I have all the support of the workers, the boss doesn't have a pot to piss in.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

picknose

One who picks thier nose. Worse if they eat the contents. Yum!

picknose! picknose! I saw you eating your own snot!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

happy hour

Where the worst selling and nastiest tasting alcoholic beverages are sold for half price to a bunch of alcoholics too drunk to notice.

Kids like happy hour, because afterwards they get to roll the drunk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004