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share and share alike

Distribution of proceeds based on work, but with a slight favour to those who did the hardest work as opposed to the most by time.
Share and share alike, gimme some money, bitch
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the share and share alikemug.

boys' love

Mixed with man love, creates NAMBLA
Man-boys' love
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
mugGet the boys' lovemug.

baliff

I speel no godo!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
mugGet the baliffmug.

off the pace

by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004
mugGet the off the pacemug.

ruskie

(n.) One of Russian nationality, extended sometimes to include former soviet union states such as the Ukraine
Contrary to what some people think, the word 'ruskie' or 'rusky' was not coined during the cold war, but the crimean war in which the Ottomans fought Russia, later joined by France and the United Kingdom.


Fun fact: The Crimean campaign was the only war France won in the 19th century; the beggining of the french military victories joke
by Kung-fu Jesus July 17, 2004
mugGet the ruskiemug.

five star

(adj.) The best there is. The origin is the star system used to measure luxury in hotels, where one is the worst, and five is the best.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
mugGet the five starmug.

Masen Kim

Did you ever consider the point of view that your definitions might just be really crap? Your hemorrhoid-inflicted definitions are about as insightful as Arnold's election campaign. They're untruthful, bogotted, bullshit, racist, incorrectly un-nationalist, anti-american in every sense (C'mon, I know america makes itself so open to criticism, but you just abuse it), ghey, full of kiddie crap.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the Masen Kimmug.

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