slag off

To verbally attack, using disparaging terms.

He.was.slag.ging.me.off.in.the.bar.so.I.beat.him.and.fucked.his.bitch.har.har.har.

YEAH YEAH YEAH

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

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gratuitous violence

Gratuitous violence is violence for the sake of being violent. Usually assocciated with low budget movies and cult videogames. Given without need, often unrealistic.

Grand Theft Auto had a Gratuitous violence bonus.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

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belly flop

(v.) A form of dive achieved by hoisting oneself into the air as high as one can, getting horizontal (facing down) and dropping onto one's stomach.

I belly flopped into the water and it hurt.

The fat guy belly flops into the water.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004

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privacy policy

A privacy policy is the state of action where company procedure regarding personal information is shown to punters (potential clients). This is aimed to set them at ease regarding thier information, although since it is a policy and not a contract, it can be broken with internal permission.

Forget a lame privacy policy- we've got a privacy contract!

--From some internet security site I encountered some time ago.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

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Cock-Stuffing

When someone is up in your shit and pissing you off asking what you're doing, give them this answer to shut them the fuck up.

a: yo

b: yea, hi

a: doing anything interesting?

b: no, move along please

a: so what you got there sport?

b: nothing, I told you. Please go away

a: c'mon, lemme know what you're doing

B: FUCK OFF!

a: I will, but I wanna know.

B: Okay, I'm cock-stuffing. Is that the answer you wanted to hear? COCK-STUFFING!

a: okay, I shouldn't have asked, jeesh.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

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