by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
Jack Nichalus, some old golfer guy who plays in senior competitions and lends his name to videogames.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 06, 2004
(n.) (British) Baliffs.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
Should you survive a gunshot wound/knife stabbing/drive by/ getting hit by a car and still be standing, this phrase should be said, followed by a smirk. It is garuanteed to cause a massive drop in your attackers' morale, and they may even turn tail and run.
Eat my AK, gumbastard!
*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*
that all you got, pansies?
Shit, i wasted the entire clip!
*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*
that all you got, pansies?
Shit, i wasted the entire clip!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004
(n.) A website with pictures of dead celebrity bodies, including JFK, Tupac, Elvis, Hitler and Che Guevara.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004
(v.) To make quiet, phrase used by Italians, and made popular by a 1983 song by Joe Dolce, who had a very bad Italian accent.
"What you say to me? SHADDAP YOU FACE!" *slap*
What's-a matter you, hey, gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap you face*
*candidate for worst song ever.
What's-a matter you, hey, gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap you face*
*candidate for worst song ever.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004
A fart performed underwater or that must go through water (ie in the shower) that must mix with left over oxygen in the H2O or something, coz dis shit stinks!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004