Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

once and for all

To accomplish the objectives in one go to the degree where it need not be done again.

Facism in Europe was supposedly ended once and for all. When people forget what it did, and the war vets are all dead, it may rise again.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

orgasm donor

(n.) One who gives orgasms, saving many (sex) lives.

I am the ultimate orgasm donor

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004

headshot

(v.) to fire a projectile and it to hit the opponent in the head, often taking it off completely.


Made popular by the videogame community.

I scored a headshot!



He hit me with a headshot!


She was giving me head to which I replied with a headshot.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

smashed

a) To be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.

b) broken through

a) "A lot of people up here are getting really fucking smashed. I've seen like four people carried out in front of me and the show just fuckin' started" - Axl Rose

b) smashed window

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

bourgeoisie

Another word for 'new money'. The real bourgeoisie were more middle class than new money, but the divide that separated the serfs from the bourgeoisie, nobility, clergy and royals was very large.

In pre-revolutionary France, the bourgeoisie were the lawyers and accountants, working for the aristocracy, clergy and monarch.

by kung-fu jesus September 29, 2004

incestor

One who willingly participates in incest. One who is incestous

Typo on Jay Leno:


Come look at this house! Incestors (sic) welcome


Should have said investors, eh?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

WMD caché

Something so well hidden, it is as if it does not exist.

Psycho bitch's linguistic skills

Denida's penis


BRANE!"

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006