Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

could of

How the uneducated say 'could have'

chav: I could of got a E in school fo da english literachar, but i got a ungraded instead.

by kung-fu jesus September 24, 2004

dep'n

Depreciation. This abbreviation is acceptable for external (financial) accounting purposes, and is legally acceptable. Pronounced as a mixture of the abbr. and the full word.

See operating lease or finance lease

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Concrete Donkey

First appearing as one of the eight hidden weapons in Worms 2, the concrete donkey is a large donkey cemented in itself that mysteriously falls from the sky from a selected point on the map. It then drills vertically by bounching and destroying the eart beneath it until it falls into the sea. Possibly the most damaging weapon in the series, unlike the disappointing nuclear test, which just sinks the ground a little while playing the French national anthem, and those godawful herds of cows. The sheep bomb is good though.

EE-OOR!


Comp1 is an ex-worm
comp4 is no more
comp3 hit the drink
comp2 is an ex-worm

Team Gumba wins!

Player one advances to the next level.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

I'm too sexy

Early 90's song by right said Fred. Very funny to dance to, even if you aren't female or gay.

I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

put two and two together

(v.) To come to the simplest conclusion deductable based on the supporting evidence. This does not ensure it's accuracy.

They've put two and two together and realise it was one of mine who did it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

take your time

(Sarcastic) Hurry up.

Oh, do take your time, driver. I'm sure my wedding can hold a few weeks.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

out to lunch

a) A sign that is put on the outside of a business premesis that is indicating that it is temporarily non functional, and that business will resume within the hour.

b) not paying attention.

Out to lunch, back at one.


He's out to lunch.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004