Definitions by Kung-fu JeSuS

Oaf 

(n.) Unintelligent, tall clumsy person with large hands and feet, and a small penis. Competes in sports while using simplified language such as 'Gareth throw discus'. Oafs have big skulls and limited intelligence. Slow witted and plodding in speech.

Gareth the oaf crashed his bike into a ditch and broke his leg.



GAREF FRO DISCUS!!!!

Oaf by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

Attempting to be funny and random 

Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.

Person: What do you think of Iraq

Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think

Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie

Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think


Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random

Attempting to be funny and random by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

forbidden definitions 

linkin park, adolf hitler as well as many male first names.

I managed to get definitions up for disney, linkin park and adolf hitler. They never appeared, but one day they suddenly all came up, as well as 100 or so other definitions. Odd.

forbidden definitions by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

Reichstag 

The symbol of Germany democracy, burned down in the thirties. A dutch communist in the building that night was executed for the burning down, but it was beneficial to the new nazi government in permanent postponement of democracy.

It is unclear who burned down the reichstag; The nazis; Communist parties; Van der Lubbe?

Reichstag by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

pecking order 

Hierachy of recieving luxuries or necessities.

You are at the bottom of the pecking order.

pecking order by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

anti-comintern pact 

A pact between Germany & Japan (25 Nov 1936) and later Germany, Italy & Japan (6 Nov 1937). Japan renounced it in 1939, not wanting to see it as an excuse to have to fight directly with european powers at war with Germany, but in light of German victories formed a Tripartite Pact a year later.

The anti-comintern pact was farcial, because Japan and the USSR did not go to war until the USSR felt victory was assured and grabbed territory from 8 Aug 1945.

anti-comintern pact by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

Jewel in the crown 

The best of all achievements. The crowning achievement. The absolute pinnacle of soemthing great.

India was the Jewel in the crown of the British Empire.

Jewel in the crown by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004