Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

take it like a slut

What is said to a sexual partner (often during rape) meaning "THERE IS NO WAY OUT, SO ACCEPT THE COCK"

*beats psycho bitch down with his mighty phallus*

take it like a slut. Shine my shoes bitch, shine my goddam shoes!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

.exe

The ending of the email attatchment I shall send you.

You gonna get sub7'D

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

race card

When an ethnic minority makes unfounded assertions that he/she is being rejected by society because those who made the decision are racist.

Of course, the racist card will still be availiable.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

americanism

antonym of Britishism

1) Removing of vowels from the spelling of letters because the speakers accent does not pronounce them. See speech impediment, american accent or I don't like your voice so I won't buy your used car. Dropping of u's is most common.

2) A British design that lost all meaning when American .."integrity"... took it to mass production and cheapened it.

1) Program, armor, color, ton, elevator, prostitoot, ect.

2) Machine guns----> German

automobiles---> German

computers-----> still not effective


Sports cars- British invention with the Vauxhall Prince Henry in 1910. In 1911, the USA responded with the mercer Raceabout, and did not make another until the trials of the corvette in 1953. In 1921, General Motors, who had been pushing crappy cars for a few years, took over vauxhall and turned them from being Bentley's biggest rival to Ford's biggest rival in the UK. Merged with 1926 acquisition opel to sell on continental Europe.

Of course, the 'vette is crap, as most other american cars are (some exceptions built in small numbers.)

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

ROSWELL STYLE

A conspiracy theory involving high-up government officials and the potential destruction of mankind. Derived from jay and silent bob strike back.

Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh shit. It understood us. Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... ROSWELL style. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - DAMN YOUS. Goddamn yous all to hell.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

miramax fuck

One who works for miramax films.

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love...

...Jay and Silent Bob.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

old balls

Disparaging term for an old man.

Is that the guy with old balls?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004