Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

straight to dvd

(adj.) A movie that was such a turkey it skipped cinema and went straight to dvd in some countries.

Swept away went straight to dvd in most countries after it bombed in the us.

by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004

dirty hole

Buggery involving a dirty anus.

They didn't have showers or toilet paper on the boat to africa, so they all played a game of idrty hole with eachother.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

there was a young man from china

Chilren's song.

There was a young man from china

Who wans't a very good climber

He slipped on a rock

cut off his cock

and now he's got a vagina.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

mile-high club membership

See mile high club membership

You join me in the bathroom and we'll get our mile-high club memberships.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Sultan of brunei

A guy with the largest car collection in the world, the world's second richest man, unless you count that Ikea guy.

The sultan has over 200 Rolls-Royces

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

lunchtime religious experience

(v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage schoolgirl (or boy)

John has a thing for religious chicks and molesting kids. After they reported his lunchtime religious experience, he had to hide in the bushes and jack off. What he didn't know was that the local dealer used to do his thing around there, and beat he shit out of him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

skating on thin ice

To be in the unfavourable position of one step away from a downward spiral of none-too-well-liked happenings to yourself. See also red lining

Bob was skating on thin ice with his boss. He'd wrecked the guy's car, slept with his wife, ended his marriage and beat up his son. When the boss caught him photocopying his face, he was sooo fired.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004