Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

Oaf

(n.) Unintelligent, tall clumsy person with large hands and feet, and a small penis. Competes in sports while using simplified language such as 'Gareth throw discus'. Oafs have big skulls and limited intelligence. Slow witted and plodding in speech.

Gareth the oaf crashed his bike into a ditch and broke his leg.



GAREF FRO DISCUS!!!!

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

race card

When an ethnic minority makes unfounded assertions that he/she is being rejected by society because those who made the decision are racist.

Of course, the racist card will still be availiable.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

when I want my prick yanked I'll do it myself

Return-Retort-Phrase letting the the party who has just spoken know that thier statemnt is not belived.

13YearOldKidWhoDefinedGod: You see, the bible is full of contradictions, and...


Pope John-Paul II: Listen kiddie, when I want my pricked yanked I'll do it myself, mmmmk? K thanks.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

Game of death

(n.) Bruce Lee's uncompleted master piece. Features nunchucku fights, cool martial arts, and a face off between 7ft2in 267 pound giant "Kareem Jabbar Abdul" and his out-of-studio teacher, Bruce Lee. When filming the final showdown, Bruce and Kareem were moving faster than the camera could film, so they had to slow down. Make sure you don't watch the inferior "Bruce Li", which features mainly his latter-day stunt double.

Game of Death r0xxx0R2 j00 boxxx0R2!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

4-4-2

See football/soccer

A layout of the ten moveable players (Goalkeeper is stationary).

•Two defenders
•Four midfield
•Four strikers.

4-4-2 is the most used formation.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

recognised

"Accepted", "we agree"

Guns N' Roses were the bomb


RECOGNISED!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

screw on penis

Disparaging term for a female-male transsexual. The penis can be screwed off at will, and this happens when screwing.

How's that screw on penis?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004