Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

eurodisney 

The former name of Disneyland Paris. Thought to be a large albatross, a proverbial lead balloon. Due to high prices and bad reviews, Europe's largest theme park turned out to be disney's biggest disaster. It took some time to get the image and prices on track. In 1999, Disney announed that they had broken even...after six years of losing money. Eurodisney has yet to announce whther the loss sustained until 1999 has been recouperated, but it shall be stated soon that the project has entirely broken even.

I was in Eurodisney the year it announced it had broken even.

eurodisney by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Jamaica's got a bobsled team 

Pop-culture phrase loudly exclaimed after one (or a group) achieves something which the person or group was unsure of completing. To be sung in a forced Jamaican accent, see ja-fake-an

Cool Runnings.

Jamaica's got a bobsled team by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Time magazine 

A long-standing and well known magazine. It has a "man of the year", which has in the past been won by Queen Elizabeth II, simply for coming to the throne and making a few speeches, and Adolf Hitler.

I was Time's man of the year!


So was Hitler...


Not twice he wasn't!


--From some movie

Time magazine by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

spill your guts 

For one to spill one's guts is to make a babbling and unconcise statement or speech that is so diluted with bullshit/assfacts/nonsense that it resembles non-projectile vomit:- the infectious material or foreign body is dismissed along with plenty of internal material that is not wanted.

Don't spill your guts on the best man's speech like you did at the rehearsal, and don't get drunk until you've made it.

spill your guts by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

boyz toyz 

Refering to typically male pursuits, and, more specifically, the equipment used in them.

fast cars, firearms, remote controlled cars/boats/planes, laptops, sports equipment

boyz toyz by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

kiddie crap 

Childish insults.

Get yourself and your kiddie crap the fuck out of my bar!

kiddie crap by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

beautify 

"To make or become beautiful"


This phrase is most commonly used by the Catholic church to signify a human's becoming of a saint.

Mother Teresa of Calcutta's beautification was assured long before her death.

beautify by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004