Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

a little bird told me 

"I have it on good authority"

A little bird told me you've got a bit on the side in Spain.

a little bird told me by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

a bit on the side 

A person who whom one has an extra-marital affair with.

Psycho bitch's mother wasn't shocked when she found out psycho bitch was her dad's bit on the side.

a bit on the side by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

solid gold

Excellent, indispensable.

Solid gold is heavier than hollow gold, or hollow gold stuffed with paper.

solid gold by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

wonderwoman 

The precursor to hentai.

Since wonderwoman was real and not animated, nerds weren't quite so odd before the 90s.

wonderwoman by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

steering lock 

(n.) A bar that goes across the steerin wheel of a car, preventing the wheel from being turned unless the lock is unlocked.

Why are steering locks only used by people with cars not worth taking?

steering lock by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

abba 

Swedish pop group consisting of two men and two women (who got married then divrced) who had a string of massively popular songs. Thier appeal was lessened by their terrible dress sense.

Abba's best song was "take a chance on me"

abba by Kung-fu JeSuS July 25, 2004

dynamic IP 

A randomly assigned internet protocol from a pool of IPs owned by your ISP. The IPs are all usually in the same range, and you are given the first free IP when you log on. This means that your IP will change every time you log on (although there is a chance that you could dial up an IP used before).

The benefit of this method (as opposed to static IP is not security, but rather the ISP not having to maintain an IP for every customer, thus saving money. However, this means that only a set number of customers can be online at a time. This also makes the connection slower.

AOL and its subsidiaries (compuserve etc.) use a dynamic IP system. These companies have terrible reputations.

dynamic IP by Kung-Fu Jesus July 24, 2004