an historic

How the BBC pronounces "a historic", because an historic is actually the correct pronounciation.
The joining of these countries into the EU is an historic event.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
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boot sex

Thwe act of sticking ones penis in a doctor martins boot.
OMGWTFBBQ BOOTSEKS!!!!11SHlFT
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 08, 2004
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land rover

The origianal SUV, since willy's Jeep was just a car without a roof or doors.
70% of all land rovers/range rovers made since 1955 are still in use.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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they

The universal source of evil, a scapegoat.
They want me to go to war, they want my taxes, they want my car, they want me to stop using my car and buy some japanese 1000 mpg ugly pos.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 06, 2004
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acrotomophilia

Attraction to amputees, a paraphilia.
Sir Paul McCartney (See the beatles) married a one legged woman.
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pink pretender

A man who pretends to be homosexual or bisexual to attract fag hags. Pink is accepted to be a gay colour.
Gay: That night club is supposed to be for gays, but it's full of pink pretenders looking for an easy lay.

Gay2: Oh, don't worry about them, gorgeous.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004
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