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Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

hungry like the wolf 

(adj.) being in the mood to perform cunnilingus.
I've just lost the taste in my mouth. I can't taste fish from apples or pasta from dogshit. I'm hungry like the wolf.

frankie goes to hollywood 

Infamous band of the 1980's who released album "welcome to the pleasuredome" and made Relax, possibly the biggest song of the 80's.

Frankie says relax 

Popular phrase on T-shirts around the time frankie goes to hollywood released song relax. This was in reaction to some people calling for the song to be banned.

fire & sword 

Synonymous with "by any means neccessary", except that fire & sword implies that there will be violence ensuing.
"By fire & sword we shall rid Germany of the Jews"



--Guess who?

pythagoras' theorum 

See pythagoras.


Pythagors' theorum allows one to calculate the lenght of the "opposite" side (That is, opposite to the right angle) in a right-angled triangle By knowing only the lengths of the other two sides. It can also be mixed with the sine and cosine rules, trigonometry and such to calculate every angle and side length in pretty much any structure. Practical uses involve the measurement of buildings and such.

The method:


•Use the same unit of measurement for all sides.
•Sqaure the lengths of the two shorter sides
•Add the sqaures of the numbers toghether
•Find the sqaure root of that number
•Your answer is the length of the longest side.
|\
A| \C
|__\
. B


Side A is 5cm, side B is 4cm and side C is unknown.

A- 5x5= 25 square cm
B- 4x4= 16 square cm

25+16= 36

Square root of 36= 6.

Side C is 6cm.


Of course, this can also be worked backwards to find the length of the smaller sides, provided there are at least two sides given.

If you try to practically apply this with any lengths other than those given, you will end up with decimals. The above example is the only one that does not end in decimal places.

big fat pile of wank

(adj.) objectionable, economic with the truth.


Literally, the seminal fluid produced after masturbation. See wank.
What that liberal politician said was a big fat pile of wank.
Masively popular song of the 1980's by frankie goes to hollywood. Called to be banned by some people (although few-if any banend it) which prompted the phrase frankie says relax
Oh oh
Wee-ell-now!

Relax don’t do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
When you want to come

Relax don’t do it
When you want to to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to suck it to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Come-oh oh oh

But shoot it in the right direction
Make making it your intention-ooh yeah
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me
Hit me
Hit me with those laser beams

I’m coming
I’m coming-yeah

Relax don’t do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come

Relax don’t do it
When you want to suck it to it
Relax don’t do it (love)
When you want to come
When you want to come
When you want to come
Come-huh

Get it up
The scene of love
Oh feel it

Relax relax relax
Higher higher relax

Now’s the time, it’s party time

Hey
relax by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004