run into the ground

(v.) To use a working asset (machinery mostly)until it cannot be used anymore due to wear and tear.
I like to run my cars into the ground


That guy will run your horse into the ground


That tractor has been run into the ground!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
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french military victories

A joke origianating from a photoshop picture of a google search for french military victories returning no matches, implying France is not capable of military victories.


It is further perpetuated by a incorrect, biased, and very childish list of wars France has fought in, and claims they were all losses.
Crimean war: France were the first into sevastopol, and Russia surrendered to Paris.

American war of Independance: Cornwallis surrendered his sword to Rochambeau, who politely declined.


Hundred years war: England's early gained ground was taken back in an equal amount of time for it to be taken, and the land that England rightly owned was also taken by 1556.


1066: Superior tactics see France conquer England, and later wales under the Normans and Plantagenets.


Napoleon: Napoleon was indeed French born (not on the mainland though) and domiciled, although his parents were Italian. Accomplished more than Hitler in terms of European domination.

Indo-China: France re-establishes control in a few months, although kills millions of rebels. the United States tres the same and ends up hitting jack shit for fourteen years while seeing 50,000 soldiers die fromt he united states alone (ignoring other countries0. France's army, which was actually a coalition of other nations led by france loses 90,000.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 17, 2004
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yidiot

A contraction for "you idiot", said in an uncivilised voice and lower-class accent.
Ouch! Yidiot, mind where you're walking!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004
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gayboy

(n.) A young male homosexual. For a better definition as well as origin see Gaylord
Elitist is a gayboy.
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baliff

I speel no godo!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
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boys' love

Mixed with man love, creates NAMBLA
Man-boys' love
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
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trial by media

(n.) In a high-profile case, the media's implication of the guilt of a suspect can greatly affect the outcome. While not fair, this is largely unavoidable, especially when large industries are put on trial for high-school shootings, or a Catholic priest is tried for any sexual crime. Regardless of the "innocent until proven guilty" law in most countries (If not all), the free media's decision to encourage the sheep and liberals will force the decision one way or another.
Type "soham" into google to see how the british tabloids misrepresentation of the facts and one-sided approach led to a kangaroo court.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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