Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

coffin nail

Anything that contributes to an early death, particularly....

(N.) Cigarette, usage pre-world war I and still continuing today.

"Whip me a pack of coffin nails to put me to a premature death"

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

burger ming

A minger who works at a fast food restuarant, not neccessarily burger king.

She's a burger MING!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

lunchbox

The act of a man covering his genitals with his hands, while asking people to "guess what's in my lunchbox" before putting peer pressure on the person stupid enough to answer correctly (penis, genitals, dick etc.) to force them to give him oral sex.

He walked around the party, stark bollock naked, playing lunchbox on all the women. The person who guessed was actually an eight year old girl who he demanded should pay him lip service

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

bouncing bomb

1) A spherical bomb that bounces on water when dropped at speed. Floats. Used by the allies to attack dams without losing thier planes.


2) A morbidly obese person fallign over and bouncing back up with thier stomach.

Bouncing bombs were launched against austrian and german dams


The fat woman did a bouncing bomb

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

x10

An internet ad, see pop-up

We must destroy x10, We must destroy all internet ad

by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004

Belgrano

(n.) Argentinian cruiser the General Belgrano was the first ship ever to be sunk by a nuclear sub during wartime. It was sunk in the early stages of the Falklands war by British HMS conqueror. It was origianally the US navy's "Phoenix" World war II ship, now sold to argentina.


The HMS conqueror fired six torpedoes, two of which hit directly. The first instantly killed 275 argentines sailors, the second ripping off 15 feet of the hull, dooming the ship.

over 700 of the Belgrano's crew were saved, out of 1,138.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

monkey touching

(v.) For a third party to activate

Monkey touching in the barracks, outsiders have been shouting "fire at will"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004