headlights

(n.) The lights on a car that luminate the area directly in front of it. Garuanteed to change on every model.

(n.) large breasts.

Shit, that guy turn down his headlights before he causes and accident.

Woah! Headlights! *receives head*

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

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Olympic torch

(n.) something that cannot be destroyed. Has indefatiguability.

The US economy is a pseudo-olympic torch, and has only enjoyed about about a decade of not faltering since becoming the world richest economy. This was around the time its citizens started to bullshit themselves thinking they saved the world from speaking German.

Fun fact: Hitler would have allowed all of the countries to the west of Germany he attacked world war two to continue speaking thier own languages should he have won. He also would have taken back the money that the united states practically stole from Britain and helped the crippled economy. He saw Britain as the best country in the world besides Germany and his native Austria, and saw the united states as a financial joke.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

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see you in hell

You're going to die, and I'm going to hell for killing you.

See you in hell, cocksmoker!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

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six weeks'

In the UK, the six weeks summer holidays. Most of the world has longer in the summer, and shorter breaks throught the year to compensate for lost time.

In the six weeks', I like to cause trouble in foreign countries.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

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war-state

When a state of war is declared on a country, or a country declares a state of war on another, they are considered to be a war-state, and are not eligible to compete in the Olympic games.

Iraq was a war-state, and technically, is still at war (although occupation is the final stage, imperialisation or handing over of power marks the end of war)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

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