Krkič's definitions

hi

when he calls you a hoe because you havent catered to him in 37 hours. 😶

sorry i havent said hi. exhausted tired and empty. cant even think of something to write.

by Krkič May 13, 2019

data

So you hate me right now and your knees are hurting? ☺️ Is that correct

Just trying to filter info out of data

by Krkič September 18, 2020

sharing

I would totally donate.
Its ok to ask for money if you offer work!
Its ok.

We need to invent new ways of sharing.

by Krkič March 22, 2020

ride

when i seem shy

you can just kiss me
and if thats too close
you may hug me

I'm facing quite a ride

mountain so high, looks like a strife

and i could really do with you
I can always do with you
Can you do with me too

by Krkič October 14, 2019

Kevin

It's time, Kevinelle.

Back off, bitches and barkers. I'm only here for Kevin and you know it but he won't talk yet, ok? It's fine but please leave me alone.

by Krkič May 8, 2019

hot pan

I wake up to sizzling sounds from the kitchen. I walk up and there you are preparing something in a pan. I pussyfoot towards your back, cannot keep my hands from doing what they do: i offer salt, pepper and further instructions on how to proceed with the food. You look at me like what the fuck and i find it so funny i start dancing like mc Hammer. You say that i am an autistic child caged in an old hags body. That makes me laugh even more and i start breakdancing now.

You are holding the super hot pan with both hands now. I take my chance.

by Krkič June 2, 2019

Tsok

I'm sorry. No offence. I mistook you for someone else here.

Tsok

by Krkič September 18, 2020