Krkič's definitions

Ulav

guy so great my girlfriends get mad jealous coz none of them can keep me hooked like he does

girlfriends: empowerment! support! femininity!
me: ye
Ulav: iwbyshtweuiaw
me: you kinky knuck. come here let us see how you are!

by Krkič January 5, 2021

off the coast

to get so excited on the plane the captain is forced to do an emergency landing on an oil rig in the atlantic ocean.

"where the hell are you?"
"yeah so we had to do an emergency landing and I am currently sunbathing on some oily platform off the coast."

by Krkič April 28, 2019

honesty

no problem
I can deal with it
I just have to speed up if you don't mind
because i want clearance

in everything

Let me solve a potential misunderstanding
not pressuring anyone to do as i wish
but to grant me the honesty i deserve
the rest is my business
🖤

by Krkič September 20, 2019

herzogian solitude

talking in a mysterious, poetic manner - resembling the voice overs of Werner Herzog documentaries.
most often turns out to be lousy monologues escorting and commenting a phase of solitude. aimed to reflect the status quo of your soul or whatever you want to call it.

"the betrayal. closely linked to nature where a lion king can be bit off his throne by his successor. why are we hurt by betrayal? does the answer lie in our vanity, our intrinsic need to be seen, praised, liked? Are the vainest people hurt the most? And can the vainest people create the most deeply felt beauty because of it?"

"there she sits. its a cave she has found refuge in. breathing is easier. sleep is better. surrounded by a thousand neighbours she remains invisible to her own eyes."

Werner Herzog: "dis bitch over there be stealing my voice overs pretending she is some meta-princess reflecting her reflections. fucking herzogian solitude. can somebody take her out for fucks sake"

by Krkič May 31, 2021

Imyacwthyahycajbwy

I miss you and cannot wait to hug you and hold you close and just be with you

Person on the phone: "Imyacwthyahycajbwy"

by Krkič February 27, 2021

sharing

I would totally donate.
Its ok to ask for money if you offer work!
Its ok.

We need to invent new ways of sharing.

by Krkič March 22, 2020

December 9

Can i hear your voice if i let you hear mine?

This is a weird advent calendar. It goes 1, 2, 3, 8, 35, 10, 0.
Don't worry. Its supposed to be like that. Open today, December 9.

by Krkič December 9, 2020