tap

Can you drink tap water in Dublin?

tap tap

by Krkič June 06, 2019

black heart

a mad boy and a sad girl
when combined
the mad boy stays mad
and the sad girl becomes happy
Find the odd one out.

"what song are are you playing today, my black heart?"

by Krkič May 09, 2019

Cheez Mac

two people who go together like pasta (macaroni) and cheese
need to be in hot state to mix well

"those two though right"
"yeah like totally"
"Cheez Mac. like right?"
"ha like for real"

by Krkič November 20, 2019

fridge

notes on the fridge

Love, double shift tonight. left you beer in the fridge. chicken broth ready. chop something into. leave me a goodnight ciggy. 🖤🦍

by Krkič July 08, 2019

yippie yeah

like just cute. huggable. love listening to him. makes me chatty. knows how to get me triggered. want his best. he deserves all the good things coz he used to not deserve anything. want to just kiss and cuddle. coz he's just cute.

bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yeah

by Krkič June 26, 2019

point 0.5

when you've been so out of touch with the world. as soon as you step outside and interact with people, you realise its what you had been missing. i mean, theres kids asking to hug you, how can you not

"do i say yes. do i take part. do i give. do i care. do i come back?"
"woman, you're at point zero, no, point 0.5"

by Krkič September 25, 2020

NHS

your health insurance now covers the reunion of lovers because loving and feeling good and sex strengthens our immune system. Longterm investment in global health they call it, its really just your good old boogie woogie.

Zi: "the way you're holding me really strengthens my immune system. can i get some extra dopamin by sitting on your lap? I just wanna face you and hug you and kiss you some more. maybe make me come too as recommended by the NHS"
Zo: "make it hard so i can prepare for the virus, love. give it all."

by Krkič April 13, 2020