veasel

When the Cherman guy says "weasel" it comes out veasel in that Cherman accent like auf wiedersain and schnitzels and beer steins

I'm a Cherman guy who hates the veasels on TV selling you junk all the die mein gott! Auf wiedersain I am to chug a beer stein

by KrizziKat January 29, 2020

dhork

Silent type of dork since it's a silent h

There's that quiet dhork not saying a word

by KrizziKat November 16, 2023

ronild

Moron whose parents can't spell Ronald.

There's that idiot Ronild who inherited the stupidity from his parents that can't spell Ronald.

No wonder he's sitting there eating grass.

by KrizziKat March 27, 2020

herendipity

Lucky bird

Ramon the heron is so lucky all the time. Why does he get all the herendipity?????

by KrizziKat August 22, 2019

pooanator

Cyborg potty user.

The pooanator announced to the toilet "I'll be back" (Just ate a bunch of prunes)

by KrizziKat August 23, 2019

asslutely

When an "ass" man says absolutely it comes out like this.

Frego the ass-man said "lookit her with that great ass! I asslutely want to get her # and text her!"

by KrizziKat March 30, 2020

over-classify

Object-oriented programmers that get so inlove with creating classes that every stupid little thing they code has to go into its own class. Behavior that will get you shot at MIT.

Look at nurdman. He's just created 20 classes for 40 lines of code and just got shot for over-classifying. Lucky it was only in his fat ass and just a flesh wound.

by KrizziKat January 29, 2020