Kongo Kong's definitions

pregnant clown

A fat ugly woman that wears way too much make up

What"s keeping dad so busy in the garage? he is banging a pregnant clown

by Kongo Kong December 12, 2023

canadian hand grenade

A snowball with a rock hidden inside of it

Bob got knocked out he thought it was just a snowball but he got hit with a canadian hand grenade insted....

by Kongo Kong March 31, 2023

puerto rican pool party

When everyone comes to the pool wearing swim trunks and a t shirt

All of the dudes were afraid to take their shirts off when they went swimming it was a regular puerto rican pool party,

by Kongo Kong October 19, 2021

idiot whisperer

Someone who has the amazing ability to make stupid people believe anything they say no matter how dumb stupid or moronic it may sound.

Donald Trump won the election because he made all those poor uneducated morons believe all the stupid things he said during his speeches he truly is indeed the idiot whisperer.

by Kongo Kong August 27, 2018

Nandeyanen

Japanese for why or why is that used the same was as are you kidding me?

I just walked into my house and found out I was robbed Nandeyanen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kongo Kong August 17, 2018

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu

Famous Japanese pop singer best known for her 2011 hit single pon pon pon and other hits such as Candy Candy and Fashion Monster.

Did you hear the good news Kyary pamyu pamyu is doing another world tour and will be doing a tour of the united states.

by Kongo Kong July 7, 2018

C.T.F.D

Calm the fuck down

Like oh my gawd becky C.T.F.D it is not that serious

by Kongo Kong July 3, 2018