Kongo Kong's definitions

Go super saiyan

Something you tell someone right before you beat the crap out of them like goku from dragonball z.

I tried to warn you but I guess I am going to have to go super saiyan on your ass.

by Kongo Kong June 15, 2018

cardboard cowboy

Some who likes to act tough but is really a coward all talk no action

I thought he was a tough guy but he turned out to be nothing but a cardboard cowboy.

by Kongo Kong June 27, 2018

Tree of woe

Wrestling maneuver made popular by Kevin Sullivan that involves a wrestler suspending an opponent upside down on a turnbuckle with the opponents back being up against it. To do this the opponents legs are then are then hooked under the top ropes leaving the opponent facing the attacking wrestler upside down. The attacking wrestler will then run at the opponent with a knee or baseball slide. Tree of woe is also a reference to the 1982 movie conan the barbarian.

Oh no Sullivan is on the rampage again he has got his opponent tied up in the tree of woe.

by Kongo Kong June 30, 2018

C.T.F.D

Calm the fuck down

Like oh my gawd becky C.T.F.D it is not that serious

by Kongo Kong July 3, 2018

The monochrome effect

The sudden and overwhelming urge to listen to Japanese pop music.

I just had the sudden urge to listen to Perfume and Kyary pamyu pamyu it must be the monochrome effect.

by Kongo Kong July 3, 2018

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu

Famous Japanese pop singer best known for her 2011 hit single pon pon pon and other hits such as Candy Candy and Fashion Monster.

Did you hear the good news Kyary pamyu pamyu is doing another world tour and will be doing a tour of the united states.

by Kongo Kong July 7, 2018

Nandeyanen

Japanese for why or why is that used the same was as are you kidding me?

I just walked into my house and found out I was robbed Nandeyanen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kongo Kong August 17, 2018