Kongo Kong's definitions

Superbug

A dangerous and stupid person that only seems to get stronger the more you hate them.

Almost everyone seems to dislike Donald trump but he still became the president of the united states he must be like some kind of superbug or something.

by Kongo Kong February 7, 2018

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu

Famous Japanese pop singer best known for her 2011 hit single pon pon pon and other hits such as Candy Candy and Fashion Monster.

Did you hear the good news Kyary pamyu pamyu is doing another world tour and will be doing a tour of the united states.

by Kongo Kong July 7, 2018

cranking a bob marley

smoking a very large joint

I was riding down the street on my big bad Harley wind in my hair and cranking a bob marley

by Kongo Kong May 31, 2018

puerto rican pool party

When everyone comes to the pool wearing swim trunks and a t shirt

All of the dudes were afraid to take their shirts off when they went swimming it was a regular puerto rican pool party,

by Kongo Kong October 19, 2021

pregnant clown

A fat ugly woman that wears way too much make up

What"s keeping dad so busy in the garage? he is banging a pregnant clown

by Kongo Kong December 12, 2023

Nandeyanen

Japanese for why or why is that used the same was as are you kidding me?

I just walked into my house and found out I was robbed Nandeyanen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kongo Kong August 17, 2018

C.T.F.D

Calm the fuck down

Like oh my gawd becky C.T.F.D it is not that serious

by Kongo Kong July 3, 2018