Kirk's definitions

uber spiffy

Something extraordinarily spiffy, broken down into uber and spiffy.

That is an uber spiffy car.

by Kirk April 13, 2005

yo moma

the most god damn stupid joke ever!

fred:hey man this shit is tight
steve: thats what yo momma said last night ohhhh!
fred:... shut the fuck up steve

by kirk April 3, 2005

takeyama

To be one with the earth and the mountains. To learn that life is always simpler once you put it in perspective

Johnny was so Takeyama once he figured out that he had some direction in life.

by kirk March 14, 2005

clitoris

An organ that when aroused, will cause a female orgasim.

As I ate her out, I went for the clit. We never parted again.

by Kirk March 1, 2005

Mishengalem

A fucking gay german word that we know is bad mouthing us but don't know what it means so it's fairly funny and is used in stupid situations

You a dirty God jesus German Mishengalem!!!

by Kirk February 25, 2005

porn

the reason you need a new hard drive.

dude, how do you find all that porn.

by kirk February 22, 2005

twilight deuce

also known as "taking a twilight", this happens when you arise in the dead of night to take a dump. although the exact parameters of the "twilight" are disputed, it most commonly occurs between 3am-5am. not only is this the most tranquil time to deuce, it also saves time in the morning as no deuce is needed.

although holst had been sleeping for roughly 6 hours, he arose from slumber and the pressure was so great, it couldnt wait until morning. he had to rise from bed and take a twilight deuce.

by kirk November 22, 2004