twilight deuce

also known as "taking a twilight", this happens when you arise in the dead of night to take a dump. although the exact parameters of the "twilight" are disputed, it most commonly occurs between 3am-5am. not only is this the most tranquil time to deuce, it also saves time in the morning as no deuce is needed.
although holst had been sleeping for roughly 6 hours, he arose from slumber and the pressure was so great, it couldnt wait until morning. he had to rise from bed and take a twilight deuce.
by kirk November 22, 2004
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jolly on

1. Used as a substitute for Rock On.

2. Used to say you are about to leave.
Ned: Yeah Dude, Jolly On!

Ted: This party sucks, I'm about to Jolly On
by Kirk August 05, 2004
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Quajizzle

The solid form of jizz, also known as solidified sperm. Located in a sack near your quadriceps, but only occurs in males. If a female has these symptoms, consult a physician! Seriously, that bitch ain't right!
Someguy: Would you like some quajizzle for dinner honey?
Someguy2: No I just ate. Out. Someguy.
Someguy: Why don't you ask if Mr.Chiasson would like some?
Someguy2: Ok dad.
by Kirk May 29, 2003
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Mishengalem

A fucking gay german word that we know is bad mouthing us but don't know what it means so it's fairly funny and is used in stupid situations
You a dirty God jesus German Mishengalem!!!
by Kirk February 25, 2005
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mackem

It is a term made up as recently as 30 years. They used to be called geordies like the rest of us in the North east. But we seperated down to the tension over ship building contracts. Now the term Mackem means a person from the wear in Sunderland. The north east noted that they say makem and they takem instead of we make them and they take them, which is unique in Sunderland. So it stuck.
Now they have accepted it, they must not moan, and they must live with it.

So a mackem is a deluded person who lives in a different world, who hates geordie outsiders from Washington, Tyneside and the rest of the north east.
They come from the ship yards.
They have rubbish football team.
They also brag about past victories over Newcastle, it has been a few years since they beat them but they still go on about 2-1.
They also have the three letters that they tattoo on themselves and show people in their clubs around Sunderland.
The letters are FTM. They think it mean F$%% the mags. But it really means Free ticket mackems. As it is well known that they try to get kids with free tickets.
Where do they makem them free tickets bob?
by Kirk November 19, 2003
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shteeed

this is someone who is beyond a stud. when someone does something so amazing, you call them a shteeed.
matt conners is trying to mack on all the ladies that he can, what a shteeed!
by kirk November 22, 2004
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Jimi Hendrix

The epitimy of what a guitarist is. Jimmy Page is second to him dude.
(also see 5th def. of Kirk)
Leif: I wish i played guitar like Jimi
Kirk: U play BASS!?
Leif: YASHWAY
Kirk: Hokay
by Kirk April 07, 2004
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