Kirk's definitions

Pocco

a fine tobacco cigarette

Yo. Let me bum a Pocco

by Kirk August 30, 2004

Hey man

Noun Slang for weed/smoking weed

"If you are going to hey man I am leaving"

by Kirk August 30, 2004

fuckstains

The stains which occur after a period of fucking. Refer to shitstains for addition information.

Holy fuckstains batman!

I'll never get these fuckstains out of my carpet!

by Kirk May 29, 2003

uber spiffy

Something extraordinarily spiffy, broken down into uber and spiffy.

That is an uber spiffy car.

by Kirk April 13, 2005

Wills

A moronic fucker who acts black.

Joe: That kid is such wills.
John: Like Chris.
Joe: Yeah, he's a queef.

by Kirk July 10, 2003

yo moma

the most god damn stupid joke ever!

fred:hey man this shit is tight
steve: thats what yo momma said last night ohhhh!
fred:... shut the fuck up steve

by kirk April 3, 2005

war crime

See Unit 731, Bataan, Rape of Nanjing, Hamburg, Dresden

The lesser known and crueler ones of which were perpetrated by Japan, the United States, and Great Britain in WWII.

by Kirk October 26, 2004