10 definitions by King Byron

flabnasty

1. Exclamation used to indicate disgust in one's excessively lazy lifestyle.

2. Adjective used to describe a person who is habitually excessive, particularly in relation to food and drink, but also in relation to drugs, lethargy, and general sloth.

"Don't get to close to Vincent's flabnasty mom. She'll chew your arm off! Flabnasty!"

by King Byron July 25, 2008

Horny Mature Mama

A very horny, mature, mother who secretly has sex with her son's friend because she thinks he is handsome and intelligent.

Caree has one Horny Mature Mama!

by King Byron February 26, 2015

scammed

Given false information which leads to the loss of assets. See also, 'conned'.

"I gave that guy $400, because he said he was going to go get my new laptop from his car, but he just ran off with my money. I got scammed!"

by King Byron July 26, 2008

dual wielding

Giving hand jobs to two people at once

Betty is a pro! Did you see her dual wielding at the frat party?

by King Byron February 21, 2010

Death Arm

A person who carves symbols of death or ritual evil into his/her arm while listening to death metal.

"Keith is a total death arm. Did you see his arm? He carved "Slayer" into it while listening to "Seasons in the Abyss" on his iPod.

by King Byron July 31, 2008

shitfingers

An insult meaning that a person metaphorically has his/her fingers covered in shit. A synonym for 'shit disturber'.

"Way to go shitfingers! Things were running smooth until you started asking too many questions!"

by King Byron July 25, 2008

asshatious

An act which typifies the behaviour of an asshat.

"What an asshat! Did you see the asshatious way he just dismissed what she said?"

by King Byron July 25, 2008