Urban Dictionary: Definitions by King Byron

Horny Mature Mama

A very horny, mature, mother who secretly has sex with her son's friend because she thinks he is handsome and intelligent.

Caree has one Horny Mature Mama!

Giving hand jobs to two people at once

Betty is a pro! Did you see her dual wielding at the frat party?

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Short form of "newbie", or somebody who is new to something, and not yet adept.

That noob just got fragged in the firetrap. He really needs to learn his stuff, or he'll never win a match.

noob by King Byron September 25, 2008

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A person who carves symbols of death or ritual evil into his/her arm while listening to death metal.

"Keith is a total death arm. Did you see his arm? He carved "Slayer" into it while listening to "Seasons in the Abyss" on his iPod.

Death Arm by King Byron September 24, 2008

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An act which typifies the behaviour of an asshat.

"What an asshat! Did you see the asshatious way he just dismissed what she said?"

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An insult meaning that a person metaphorically has his/her fingers covered in shit. A synonym for 'shit disturber'.

"Way to go shitfingers! Things were running smooth until you started asking too many questions!"

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