Kilkrazy's definitions

Round Tuuit

Noun. A round tuuit is a very useful piece of equipment for the office, workshop or home, which allows the posessor to tackle any number of tasks.

In fact, without a round tuuit, it's hard to get anything done.

A) When can you finish those schedules I need?

B) I'll do them when I get a round tuuit.

by kilkrazy January 9, 2005

problette

Noun.

1. A small problem which is not thought to seriously endanger the completion of a task or project.

There is a problette -- I don't have enough cash for the cinema tickets but I can pay by card.

by Kilkrazy October 1, 2004

jugular

Describes a woman who has significantly large or attractive breasts (jugs).

"Look at her over there, she's pretty jugular."

by Kilkrazy July 1, 2004

The Force

An ironic or sarcastic phrase. It's used in unfortunate situations caused by bad luck or stupidity, to indicate annoyance and incomprehension at the undesireable turn of events. It derives from the Star Wars movies, where Jedi characters use The Force to perform various unlikely acts.

Person A. The car has run out of petrol.

Person B. Great! How are we going to get to the wedding on time? Use The Force?

by kilkrazy January 2, 2005

manko

Noun: Rude Japanese slang for cunt. Used by naughty female language students to book tables in foreign restaurants so that they will be able to have a laugh when the maitre d' calls them to their table.

"Miss Manko, your table is ready."

by Kilkrazy July 1, 2004

rufty-tufty

Adjective: Describes the appearance of soldiers in the field, who are usually have worn equipment, dirty uniforms, and unofficial additions or modifications of their kit. This makes them look tough and professional. People wanting to imitate that look will batter their new equipment, grow stubble even if they have the chance to shave, and so on.

Derived from 'rough'.

"Are you growing that beard because your chin is cold or do you just want to look more rufty-tufty?"

by Kilkrazy July 2, 2004

worf

Onomatopoeia describing the sound of a slow explosion cause by the ignition of a large amount of inflammable substance such as petrol.

A driver, foolishly smoking while filling his car, dropped his fag end into a pool of spilled petrol. 'Worf', the entire filling station went sky-high.

by kilkrazy January 4, 2005