wiki

Onomatapaeic word describing the sound made when a DJ scratches a record back and forth rapidly on the turntable (that is, he rotates the record rapidly in either direction).
"Wiki wiki wiki..." scratched the DJ, before going on to lay down some tunes.
by kilkrazy December 30, 2004
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poop sheet

Noun: A document laying out all the crucial information on an event, situation, person etc. in a condensed and highlighted format. Possession of a poop sheet will enable you to get up to speed with a new problem as quickly as possible.
I don't know anything about smallpox vaccination. Get me the poop sheet on it as soon as you can.
by kilkrazy January 03, 2005
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stuff

Noun.

A project management term used to describe technical processes, particularly programming, to people who wouldn't understand them if they were described fully.
We'll rough you up a set of graphics and a project definition. When you've signed that off, we'll do stuff until the project is finished. The stuff will probably take about 3 months.
by kilkrazy January 10, 2005
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Telecottaging

Verb. To telecottage / telecottaging.

Working from a home in the country with computer communication.

Nothing to do with cottaging.
I sold my flat in London and bought a cottage in Norfolk. Then I had a 2mbps line installed so I could telecottage.
by kilkrazy January 17, 2005
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hut

When you are playing a game such as Mechwarrior or Battletech involving giant walking robot tanks, and your robot gets so badly shot up that it becomes a shed, and you stay in the game and become even more badly shot up, your robot will become a hut.
"I was a shed and now I am a hut. I really must retreat."
by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004
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splash my boots

Verb, transitive: "To splash my boots" is a British army expression meaning to go for a pee in the outdoors (on manoueuvres, etc. when a regular lavatory isn't available.) The action of forceful micturation against a tree or similar tends to cause a splashback onto the boots.
I'm bursting for a piss. I'm just off to splash my boots.
by kilkrazy January 05, 2005
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manko

Noun: Rude Japanese slang for cunt. Used by naughty female language students to book tables in foreign restaurants so that they will be able to have a laugh when the maitre d' calls them to their table.
"Miss Manko, your table is ready."
by Kilkrazy July 01, 2004
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