rufty-tufty

Adjective: Describes the appearance of soldiers in the field, who are usually have worn equipment, dirty uniforms, and unofficial additions or modifications of their kit. This makes them look tough and professional. People wanting to imitate that look will batter their new equipment, grow stubble even if they have the chance to shave, and so on.

Derived from 'rough'.

"Are you growing that beard because your chin is cold or do you just want to look more rufty-tufty?"

by Kilkrazy July 02, 2004

clutteration

Noun.

Clutteration is the assortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.

Once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.

I came home and found my wife had put an aromatherapy set on my bedside table and 'tidied away' the book I was reading. Total clutteration!

by kilkrazy January 09, 2005

love hotel

Japanese hotels that rent rooms by the hour for daytime use by couples.

Shibuya is the best place to take your girlfriend to a love hotel.

by kilkrazy June 27, 2005

To trouser

Transitive verb. Slang, meaning to accept a bribe or some other sub rosa payment, usually in cash. That is, to take the money and slip it into your trouser pocket.

Mr Fayed offered a brown envelope and Hamilton trousered it straight away.

by kilkrazy January 03, 2005

splash my boots

Verb, transitive: "To splash my boots" is a British army expression meaning to go for a pee in the outdoors (on manoueuvres, etc. when a regular lavatory isn't available.) The action of forceful micturation against a tree or similar tends to cause a splashback onto the boots.

I'm bursting for a piss. I'm just off to splash my boots.

by kilkrazy January 05, 2005

manko

Noun: Rude Japanese slang for cunt. Used by naughty female language students to book tables in foreign restaurants so that they will be able to have a laugh when the maitre d' calls them to their table.

"Miss Manko, your table is ready."

by Kilkrazy July 01, 2004

bate

Noun. British public school slang. A state of anger or enragement. Derived from hawking terminology (hawking being the sport of training and flying raptors). See also the adjective 'batey'.

"I say, chaps, keep the noise down or Sir will get into a rare old bate."

by Kilkrazy July 01, 2004