Kilkrazy's definitions

rufty-tufty

Adjective: Describes the appearance of soldiers in the field, who are usually have worn equipment, dirty uniforms, and unofficial additions or modifications of their kit. This makes them look tough and professional. People wanting to imitate that look will batter their new equipment, grow stubble even if they have the chance to shave, and so on.

Derived from 'rough'.

"Are you growing that beard because your chin is cold or do you just want to look more rufty-tufty?"

by Kilkrazy July 2, 2004

top shelf

A top shelf magazine contains 'men's interest material', making it unsuitable for minors to look at and therefore it is put out of their reach on the top shelf in the newsagent.

"If you're looking for 'Shaven Asian Babes' you'll find it on the top shelf."

by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004

wiki

Onomatapaeic word describing the sound made when a DJ scratches a record back and forth rapidly on the turntable (that is, he rotates the record rapidly in either direction).

"Wiki wiki wiki..." scratched the DJ, before going on to lay down some tunes.

by kilkrazy December 30, 2004

clutteration

Noun.

Clutteration is the assortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.

Once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.

I came home and found my wife had put an aromatherapy set on my bedside table and 'tidied away' the book I was reading. Total clutteration!

by kilkrazy January 9, 2005

nampa

Japanese slang meaning to chase or hit on girls.

Hiro was trying to nampa girls at the bookstore near the station.

by kilkrazy January 2, 2005

scriggle

To scriggle: intransitive verb.

Describes the action of wriggling and squirming through narrow spaces such as half-closed doorways, around the floor at crowded parties, and so on.

May I just scriggle through to the bar?

by Kilkrazy November 1, 2005

bate

Noun. British public school slang. A state of anger or enragement. Derived from hawking terminology (hawking being the sport of training and flying raptors). See also the adjective 'batey'.

"I say, chaps, keep the noise down or Sir will get into a rare old bate."

by Kilkrazy July 1, 2004