Kidswillbekids's definitions

Miscarriage

When god gives you an abortion

My wife got a miscarriage

by Kidswillbekids August 21, 2019

Shakira

A beautiful Colombian singer who’s hips don’t lie

Jimmy: Wow shakira has me sweating
Zachery: me too homie

by Kidswillbekids April 20, 2019

Chuck E. Cheese

The kid version of Las Vegas

Johnny is 7 and he gambled at Chuck E. Cheese

by Kidswillbekids April 19, 2019

Algebruh

When you take algebra in the hood

Tyreese: eyy yo Tyrone, you wanna take algebruh wit me?
Tyrone: yea dawg!

by Kidswillbekids September 2, 2019

Dominos

The greatest pizza place EVER!

Bill: hey baby where do you wanna eat tonight?
Baby: Uhhh... Dominos!
Bill: HELL YEAH!!!

by Kidswillbekids April 28, 2019

Joel

A guy who has a lot to be proud of. He’s tall, strong, handsome, pimpin and just about anyone (boys and girls) will be all over him! Joel is also great at dodgeball and won’t ever fail a fitness test! Maybe that’s why he’s so strong!

Maria: holy shit that guy is so damn hot!
Ashley: oh yeah that’s Joel! He’s great!

by Kidswillbekids December 22, 2019

Is the earth flat?

We KNOW the answer. No, the earth is not flat, it’s round like a ball, and anyone who asks that question is retarded as fuck.

Aaron: hey Matt, is the earth flat?
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars

by Kidswillbekids October 29, 2019